black lagoon: punisher Completed

chapter 22:

Don't own anything

Author pov:

Revy woke up hearing her boyfriend y/n castle fixing the AC.

Revy: FUCK IS HOT. Morning babe how Long you been up?

Y/n: 3 hours ago, breakfast is ready. Installing a new ac i bought overseas. You look like shit

Revy: i'm usually like that when getting stuff cheap

Ac landed end of it hit punisher in the head. Y/n sighed & he ripped the ac off with sheer strength.

Revy: JEEZ CAREFUL!

y/n: welp.... that worked. Now time to install a new one

Timeskip:

Blonde woman running walking in plain sight. At the ripoff church revy punisher eda & destroyer hanging out. Ed's left leg on her longtime boyfriend's lap. Punisher laying on the floor taking a little nap.

Punisher: hey lex question?

Lex: hmm?

Punisher: has lockheed martin ever hired you to test their prototypes?

Lex: like their upcoming yf22 will officially have its name f22 probably

Eda: i'll be there to see it baby

Revy: its hot. You devil dog aren't bothered by it

Lex: i love it * drinking his beer *

Y/n: i fixed the ac in our place

Eda: there you go. So have you two did the deed yet?

Punisher: 3 times

Revy: 他感觉很棒💗

Lex: myself & eda 5 - 10

Revy: damn you two are just that in love huh

Eda: as a blonde were kinda wild

Lex: i am so ashamed i am a small dude compared to her

Eda: see what i mean

Revy: FUCK IS HOT IN HERE

KNOCK KNOCK

?????: HELLO I'M BEING CHASED!

punisher: chased. Duty calls

Destroyer: huh?. I heard sound of cars coming

Eda: GOOD EARS BABY

Revy: OH SHIT HERE WE GO

Eda opened the door. Punisher grabbed her before the bullet hit the door shattered revy's glass.

???: jane don't make things difficult

Destroyer: DIFFICULT THIS💢

Punisher: NEVER SHOOT THE HOUSE OF THE LORD💢

Revy & eda joined their boyfriends. Ricardo eda's new apprentice shows up.

Ricardo: punisher & revy i heard so much about you.

Punisher: friend of yours lex?

Lex: eda told me to bring him here to work with her

Eda: RICO I TOLD YOU NOT CALL ME SIS

Lobos: REVY PUNISHER CAN YOU HEAR ME. ITS LOBOS

they stop shooting

Lex thought: did i miss something?

Lobos: you can put your guns away now. This is all a misunderstanding i'm sure..

Revy: DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT TO YOU LOBOS MISUNDERSTANDING MY ASS

Eda: DAMN RIGHT YOU LITTLE PISS ANT IF YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK AWAY AFTER PUTTING BULLETS INTO OUR CHURCH YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING

they fired again.

Yolanda: eda i'm beginning to loose patience with you. What did i told about doing this in the church

Eda: huh oh i can explain

Yolanda: will talk later. First things first will deal with non believers

She fired her golden desert eagle. They flee.

Lex: i pay for the repairs on your door madam

Yolanda: thank you Destroyer. Depsite your title in the deep blue sky you once soar, you came only peace here. God will bless you

Punisher: now then lets talk about you. Your names jane is it?

Lex: JANE!?

Jane: LEX

Lex: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE JANE

Eda: you know her?

Lex: yeah she counterfeit bills, i had arrested her several times before the Florida incident happened

To be continued:

Later