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Punisher reversed his van
Lex: JOGGING LATE AT NIGHT ARE WE. BABE TAKE IT AWAY
Eda: IMPRESSIVE
Jane: you ..YOU TRICKED ME YOUR HEARTLESS BITCH!
eda: not very nice, also that's no way to talk to your guardian angel
Jane: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE BACK THERE
Lex: oh is that a fact. Well whatever
Eda: so do you want us to save you?. Think it over carefully
Lex: & IT WILL BE the last time I ever saved you ass
Eda: if you don't hand one of those plates. There's not much i can do for you. Well the punisher will end up saving you
Punisher: not gonna happen
Eda: your choice
Revy: jesus, how low can you possibly go eda?
Jane: 30,000!
Lex: hmmm eda?
Eda: what you look at that its almost bedtime. What you take me & my devil doggie back to the church please?
Jane: YOU MONSTERS!. A 100.0000 then
Destroyer: UH OH HERE THEY COME you
Jane: WHATEVER YOU WANT OKAY
Rock stop the car punisher stops his van
Eda: hope on in
Lex: we have a deal
Jane: if ... you don't actually save me. I'm gonna come back ... & haunt you
Lex:
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eda rock & revy huddle together. Eda holds the cross.
(1:03 - 1:06 only)
Punisher: destroyer no need to scare them. We have company
Destroyer: get in the car were done talking
" HEY EDA DESTROYER. WHATEVER HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? "
Eda: hey what's up?. Decided to take a late night jog as well?
" we have business with that woman there. "
Destroyer: uh huh
Destroyer shoots him
" YOU FUCKING DEVIL DOG "
Destroyer: i can smell lust getting hands on her. Go fuck a hooker
Eda: thousand bucks try million you fucking morons
Punisher: time to bring justice
Revy: thats right, for now on she's our job
They reversed drive lex gets on the van fired his ar. Punisher fires 4 compressed guns on the front.
Rock: WERE GONNA HIT THE MAIN ROAD!
Revy: THIS IS OUR JOB RIGHT HEAD FOR THE WATER
Destroyer: you heard her
Punisher: ROGER THAT
They drive on the main road. Guns retracted back in place.
Eda: HIS BATTLE VAN IS LIKE A BATMOBILE!?
Skyler: aw man i took a nap missed the action
Punisher: too bad you have to fight your girlfriend
Pheonix: i know
To be continued:
Later
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black lagoon: punisher Completed
Fanfictionbefore the company met rock. 2 unknown packages dutch revy & benny retrieved get them. revy's life will forever change. city where all the shootouts is about to meet one of the deadliest anti heroes in the world