Love At First Sight

Shrek POV

I just awoke from my slumber and went out to swim. I put on my unicorn goggles that I found 

and dived into the mud and started kicking. I swam for quite a while until something hard hit my 

head and I almost passed out and died omg. I started ascending and swam up until I found the 

hard thing and bit it. "WHO DARES TO SUMMON THE SHREK👹👺" said Shrek. Y/n screamed, 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!!1!1!1!!2!2!!22!2!2!3!!33!!

3!33!!3!!4!4!4!4!4!4!5!5!!5!5!5!5!6!6!6!6!6!!6!7!7!7!!8!8!8!8!9!99!!!1!!!!!!0!0!0!10!10!!!!10!10!!10!". 

"OMG YOU SCARED ME 😖😨", said Y/n. Shrek asked, "arw deewz nuts yow 

hweapejhphonews?" Shrek said, with Y/n's headphones in his mouth causing him to mumble. 

"YES OMG BAKA UWU SENAPI ONI CHAN SHREK DADDY" said Y/n. Shrek replied, "WTF U WEIRDO 

OMG U HAVE CRUSTY HAIR THAT I LIKE" Y/n, realizing what he said, jumped up and started 

singing, "WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNONONONO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT 

BRUNOOOOOOOOOO" Shrek added, "BUT THAT WAS SO VERY HOT, I LIKE DIARRHAaa" Y/n 

replied, "omg so weird ratio+bozo+L+so trash omg+fortnite kid+ mid" Shrek got very mad at this 

but still not mad enough to kill you because he knew you were his soulmate uwu and he has to 

be his uwu. Shrek ascended into the sky and started a summoning ritual, "oompah loopmah my 

dads nuts ur mom omg bozo bababaaabbaba chicken nugget". They teleported to shrek's 

swamp where child-child-donkey-body pillow was waiting for him. Child-child-donkey-body 

pillow said, "omg baba boy baby shrek baka sempai uwu owo darling~ You have come back!" 

Child-child-donkey-body pillow leaned in and was about to kiss shrek on his plump thick fat 

wide juicy lips until shrek started breakdancing and drop kicked child-child-donkey-body pillow 

to China. Child-child-donkey-body pillow soared through the sky and smashed through the, 

"unbreakable" Great Wall of China. Y/n screamed, "OBAMA" shrek answered with, "AMOGUS" 

omg they were so meant to be. The Obama and amogus. You gaze into shrek's beautiful caca 

colored eyes, admiring his green face with perfect proportions. His bald, egg shaped head with 

two alien ears. Y/n had fallen in love with shrek. He'd never fallen harder in love. The only other 

time he fell in love was with his headphones. That reminded you about the time shrek saved 

your dear headphones from falling into the mud forever. And how his heart skipped a beat the 

first time they made eye contact. Shrek looked at looked with admiration. You were the most 

handsome, pretty, dainty, crusty, musty, cereal haired ginger he had ever seen. Even better than 

the person he simped for and idolized, Ed Sheeran. Shrek loved how you were in the kindness 

crew even though he wasn't kind. His #OH YEAH shirt looked like lingerie to shrek. Shrek lost 

himself in your eyes. Once they realized they were staring at each other. They both blushed. 

Shrek's face turned greener and Y/n's face turned rainbow. Y/n tackles shrek and faints. 

Shrek thinks, "Omg Y/n is being so uwu and cute rn omg."