Obama laughs
"HAHAAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHEEHEHHEAAH 😈😈😈
👹👹👺👺, I WILL GET Y/N NO MATTER WHAT AND I WILL MURDER THIS UGLY MUSTY CRUSTY
DRUSTY GUSTY FRUSTY PRUSTY LRUSTY SHREK EVEN IF IT COSTS MY LIFE. AND IF IT DOES ILL
TAKE Y/N WITH ME SO WE CAN DATE IN THE AFTERLIFE. HAANAHAAHHAHAHAAH IM SO SMART!
I CANT BELIEVE IM SUCH A YANDERE SO COOL UWU FOR Y/N SENPAI" A week passed, and
Obama was ready. He had created an ingenious plan to kidnap you. In the end, he decided to
not kill Shrek so that he would die of heartbreak. Obama waited for Shrek to go buy groceries
and you were home alone. He Naruto ran towards the door, drop kicking it open. You were
wearing your unicorn apron, making lasagna. Obama grabbed you and sprinted at 1282mph. He
got home, and locked you in his basement.you start screaming,
"AAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!111!!!111!!111!!!!!1!!!1 LET ME OUT OF
HERE YOU EGG SHAPED HEAD OBAMA MAN!!!!!" Obama laughs and responds, "HAHHAHHAHA,
MY DEAR Y/N, I HAVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR WEEKS. I WILL NEVER LET YOU OUT OF HERE!!"
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Love At First Sight
FanficDuring a school field trip, Y/n encounters the love of their life, Shrek. They fall in love at first sight, and become inseparable. They realize they're soulmates, and Y/n moves in with Shrek. Life is calm, until Obama has something to say. How will...
