Love At First Sight

Shrek POV #2

Shrek was on his way home with some milk, cereal, carrots, and chocolate milk for you, when 

he noticed there wasn't the sound of cooking in his house... Shrek wasn't worried. Maybe you 

already finished cooking and was taking a nap on the toilet, like you always do. Shrek walked 

into his house and started taking his shoes off. He says, "My dear, lovely, beautiful, dainty, small 

bean, uwu Y/n! I'm back home with your favorite, choccy milk!" Nobody responded. Shrek just 

assumed that Y/n was in a deep slumber. Kyle walked toward your's bed. He saw that you 

weren't there. Shrek started to panic. "Y/N?!??! WHERE ARE YOU??????" Shrek checked his whole 

swamp but Y/n was gone. It was like he just vanished. Shrek was mad. He knew his Y/n would 

never run away from him. Somebody must of taken him. Shrek was in a spiraling depression for 

the next week. He couldn't eat, couldn't poop, couldn't sleep, couldn't do anything. That is, until 

he heard a loud screech. One that came from at least 10 miles away. The only person who could 

scream that loud was you and shrek himself. Kyle went started sprinting at the speed of light 

toward the scream. He found himself in front of an old house. He smashed the door open. His 

eyes turned red and he grew the most frightening demon horns and tail ever. He had the breath 

of a dragon. Shrek was the maddest he had ever been. He became so mad he turned into his 

alpha bad boy demon Lucifer satan heaven god father fire flame dragon vampire alpha hot tall 

muscular male form(aka shregon). Shrek ran around the house looking for you, until he noticed 

an open door which was probably the basement. Shrek sprinted toward the door and broke it. 

He saw his dear Y/n, chained to a wall. Shrek was now furious. He had to get his sweet Y/n 

back. Shrek charged toward Y/n's kidnapper. He saw that it was his best friend, Obama. Shrek 

began going through the 7 stages of grief. Shrek couldn't believe that his own best friend would 

betray him and take his husbando away. Obama even knew they were going to get married and 

he still kidnapped you. Shrek turned even more powerful after the 7 stages of grief and became 

emo shrek powerful ninja bad boy alpha. Shrek tackled his best friend, Obama, to the ground. 

Obama says, "Well look who it is. SHREK, LEAVE NOW. Y/N WILL BE MINE FOREVER." Shrek 

replies, "OBAMA LISTEN TO ME THIS ISN'T YOU I CAN CHANGE YOU BACK OBAMA. LISTEN TO 

YOURSELF YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS TO ME WOULD YOU??? THIS ISN'T YOU!!!!!!111!1111!1" 

Obama refused to listen to shrek. Shrek had no other options. He would have to end Obama's 

life. He would have to kill his own best friend. The person he grew up with. The person he shared 

all his dear memories with. He summoned a powerful battle axe, raising it to kill Obama. 

Suddenly, all his memories hit him like a tidal wave. He remembered when he and Obama were 

still children, running across the beach wearing nothing but their matching SpongeBob and 

Patrick socks. That was one of the happiest moments of shrek's life. He just couldn't summon 

the strength or courage to kill Obama. Inside, his heart was breaking. Suddenly, he felt 

something building up in his stomach. Shrek let out the most gigantic explosive smelly stinky 

disgusting shrecksicle fart ever. It went on for 5 minutes straight. Everyone looked stunned. 

"Sorry guys, I fart when I'm sad.." Shrek looked at Obama and noticed his fart had killed him. 

Shrek was devastated. His best friend of 62,432 years was dead. In the background, shrek hears, 

"SHREK MY BEAUTIFULL HUSBAND, YOU HAVE SAVED ME." Shrek remembered that Y/n was still 

in the basement with him. Shrek forgot all about Obama and ran to you, giving him a warm hug. 

Shrek broke the metal chains with his buff muscular arms. Shrek used his teleportation powers 

and teleported him and you back home. They both fell asleep happily and together once again.