UGHHHHHH I'm already like 62,000 years old and I haven't had even a single date 🙄😔. I'll go
on a treasure hunt except the treasure is my first date 😍! Obama packs all his stuff and walks
out the door in search of a lover. He tramps through the forest singing, "WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP
IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP, FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, LITTLE EINSTEINS." After 3 days, he
finds Shrek's almighty, great, swamp. Obama thinks to himself, "Oh hey look! A nice little swamp
with a little cabin! Ill go in and see if there are any hotties in there. 🤤" Obama approached the
small cabin, unaware that it was the legendary ogre, Shrek, that was in the small cabin with his
boyfriend, also soon to be husband, Y/n. Obama knocks on the door. No answer. He yells, "FBI,
OPEN UP OR I WILL PISS ON UR LAWN!" Shrek yelled, "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP🤬🤬😡😡😡👹
👹👹👹👺👺👺!" Obama thought to himself, "EW that guy sounds disgusting, there are no
hotties in here..." Kyle opened the door and once Obama laid eyes on Y/n, he fell 1,000,000
meters down for you. Obama says, "Omg, your luscious blonde cereal hair is so attractive~
please marry me! 😳🥰😍😘😉" Y/n replies, "EW WTF🤮🤮🤢 IM DATING MY AMAZING HOT
SHREK DADDY BAKA SENPAI😍😍😫😳🥵!" Obama's heart shatters into pieces. Y/n shuts the
door in Obama's face. Obama turns into his yandere mode and headed home.
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Love At First Sight
FanfictionDuring a school field trip, Y/n encounters the love of their life, Shrek. They fall in love at first sight, and become inseparable. They realize they're soulmates, and Y/n moves in with Shrek. Life is calm, until Obama has something to say. How will...
