Love At First Sight

Happily Ever After

Shrek woke up later than normal. Probably because he used his alpha powers and drained too 

much energy. Shrek turned to wake up Y/n, but he saw that Y/n wasn't there. Shrek started to 

panic, thinking Obama wasn't actually dead and kidnapped Y/n once again. Shrek jumped up, 

running to check if Y/n was still in his cabin. Shrek thought he would see Y/n gone, the most 

devastating sight, but instead he saw something amazing. Something spectacular, something 

quandaligoosegobbly spectacular. He saw Y/n, his soon to be husband, in a shrek onesie. Just 

for him. Y/n had bought a shrek onesie just for him. In his hands he held a sign saying, "THIS IS 

HOW I WILL EXPRESS MY LOVE TO YOU SHREK, MY BOYFRIEND!❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💓💗💖💕❣️

💘💞💝" Shrek couldn't believe his eyes. Y/n says to shrek, "Shrek my dear! I love you so very 

much. This is how I will show my love to you~" Shrek responded, "My darling Y/n, that shrek 

onesie is amazing, this is why I want to marry you." Shrek and Y/n began to passionately make 

out. Shrek, with his normal clothes, and Y/n with his onesie. They were the perfect match. It was 

like they were made for each other. Shrek's rough, fat, juicy hands holding Y/n's skinny, scrawny, 

dainty, smooth, luscious, pink hands. Shrek and Y/n's toes intertwined like a puzzle. Shrek had 

thick toes while Y/n had smaller, daintier toes. They were the complete opposites, but opposites 

attract. Y/n and shrek lived a perfect, happy life. Later, Y/n became pregnant with 39 children. 19 

girls, and 20 boys. Their names were jakequantavious, jakequantavious II, jakequantavious III, 

jakequantavious I junior Morgan, jakequantavious II junior Morgan, jakequantavious III junior 

Morgan, jacquantavious, jacquantavious dinglebottom, jacquantiavious singlebottom george, 

jacquantavious pringlebottom, goerheadatavious wigglecotton, juniper snorthead, super idol, 

superidoltavious, superliciousurtout I junior, sparklebottom I junior, poopyfartsfishleface, 

tornidosatavioun woopagum II junior junior, portavioulicious swiggleswaggle, swardlesourt 

portablepart III, pangotivatiougous sativago I, treslativousquesno frelcoscope junior, 

portapotysugomastasturtle prensley, returnastitious dilidogovagous, colosaurastitricus 

montanastus III junior melston, statlespot strigglewottob, pretiglestobogsten I, stooplebottom 

perpus II, galactosotavious III, pargelious junior III, friggleboormen jack, pecklesteckle paisley 

wettlefoot, dickson stressapot II junior junior junior, prinzescinlopotus I, dribblestition 

pottlegelb, hanzaskamentalope III, wartagle woortestavous II junior, and unistoplewordstaple 

king II. Their children looked like Y/n but they all wore shrek-like clothing. They were also a bit 

green.