Shikaku and Jiraiya paused as Naruto perked up.
J "So, how'd it go?"
KN "He agreed to meet with us."
S "That's good. Do we have a time or place?"
KN "He said in 2 weeks, at the Valley of the End."
J "Classic."
KN "I know, right? Why does everything always go down there?"
J "Dramatic irony, it's a key element of comedy in writing."
...
J "What?"
KN "This isn't a book, Pervy Sage, dont compare it to your sh*tty p*rn."
J "Hey now, put some respect on it, jeez."
KN "No. Anyways, what should we do to prepare?"
S "In my opinion, we should hold 2 meetings ahead of time. One to brief everyone on the situation and discuss what we want out of this, and another where you can do your best to prepare us on how to deal with Madara."
KN "Okay, how would I do that? Make a clone and try to impersonate him?"
A clone poofed into existence next to him, speaking in a mocking tone, "What do you want, brat? I don't have time for you. You mo- mot- moldy? Moldy crew?? What was that term again?"
S "...what.?"
SC "Mmmm.... Molty?"
J "Motley?"
KN "Yeah, that was it!"
SC "You motley crew, I'm here to be a condescending b*tch and not shut up."
The clone then poofed away again.
KN "How was that?"
J "I'm genuinely so confused."
S "I believe that was his... Madara impression."
KN "Pretty spot on, in my opinion. Except for the forgetting words part. Or calling himself a b*tch."
S "Maybe I'll have Inoichi handle it instead at this rate. Anyways, I'll get those meetings scheduled, go ahead and return to your day off. I've got work to do here."
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Race Against Time // Naruto Time Travel AU
FanfictionI really like those Naruto time travel stories, so I'm taking a swing at it. This is just for fun, I have very little writing experience. Don't expect amazing quality. Not a ton of Angst. tw: death, swearing I think that's it, let me know if I shoul...
