I'm Not The Guy You're Taking Home [CHARLIE CONWAYXADAM BANKS]{BXB}

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Charlie's POV
We go out to our seats and Dean says "I'm so fucking hyped! Let's go!" I laugh and Clara, Adams hockey husbands wife, says "Charlie!" I say "Clara! Come sit, queen." She sits in her reserved seat next to me. Connie says "omg, you are so pretty." Clara says "thank you, honey! I love your earrings."

Connie says "thank you, my fiancé bought them for me." Guy says "I'm right here." I say "get over yourself, Guy." Clara says "babe, you have taste. Are you two coming over for dinner this weekend?" I say "I think so. I'm sure Adam didn't make any plans except for sleeping and trying to get with me, so."

Clara says "as they usually do with their Sunday. If we get kiss cam today I'm gonna flip the camera off." We chuckle and I say "I might kiss you this time" and we laugh even harder. She says "in your defense, our guys are practically married with three kids and a dog with their mortgage paid off."

She laughs saying "that's right. Screw us" and I say "what if we get married" and she laughs saying "the boys will never know." Clara says "is this all of the original Mighty Ducks?" I say "that's us" smiling and Averman says "why does that man look like Gunner Stahl?" I look down the aisle and I say "holy shit what is happening to me?"

I see Gunner and he comes down the aisle and says "captain duck, long time no see, yeah?" I say "hey, Gunner" smiling and I say "long way from home?" He says "yeah, graduated from Berkeley. Thought I'd show for a ducks game, see if they still kick ass." I say "do you not play hockey anymore?" He says "more of a hobby now, you?" I say "definitely a hobby for me too" chuckling. He says "good seeing you, captain duck" smirking and walking off.

I look at Clara saying "oh my fucking god. Why is he still hot?" Clara laughs and says "you poor thing." Julie says "I wonder if his number changed" and we laugh and I say "probably, he lives in America now. His number probably changed." Julie says "how unfortunate" sighing. We laugh and the game starts and I say "my boys sweaty hockey hair, how does he keep it out of his way?"

Dewayne says "one may never know." Clara says "Jacob is always trimming his hair cause he wants it to be perfect for when he takes his helmet off." I chuckle saying "maybe our guys should be friends." Clara says "maybe. They'll have to meet up sometime." I watch Jacob bad Adam skate out and cause chaos together, always high fiving even when one of them misses the shot.

They were fast friends and they are extremely close but Clara and I are best friends too, so it all works out. I smile, watching Adam and Jacob, them both scoring three points in the game each. The other team being at zero, us at six. The kiss cam comes to Clara and I as the other team calls their time out. I laugh and I see both of our boys rip their helmets off and glare at us. I say "guess not today" laughing and we show our rings to the Jumbotron. Then the game ends and I say "time to party! Woo!" She says "champagne or cheap beer kind of night?" I say "I think it's a tequila shots kind of night."

We laugh and she says "I'm sure Adam will love tequila drunk you." I say "it's his favorite version of me." We laugh and she says "definitely the worst though" and we go down to the ice, all the ducks following. The Anaheim Mighty Ducks come off the ice, one saying "holy shit, the original ducks! Want to come to an after party?" I look at everyone and they all nod and he says "awesome. I'll see you all there. What's you think, Charlie?"

I say "you guys played well, it was a good watch" smiling and he says "I know you, you like the closer, all three periods kind of game" winking at me. I say "I don't mind a comfortable game either, you all played very well. Played like ducks, man, and that's all I care to see. Well, and maybe your cute faces too." Adam walks by me saying "hey" checking me out.

I bite my lip and he smirks at me, walking off with Jacob who gives me a flirty wave. They all go to the locker room and Clara says "my husband gives you a wave like that and doesn't to me? Ok, ouch." I say "bitch slap him when he comes back" shrugging. Connie says "you two do not mess around." I say "I've been with that boy for way too long and ya know, inflation. My love comes at a price now."

We laugh and Luis says "that's cold" and I say "ice cold." We get out to the front of the stadium and Adam and Jacob come out leading the rest of the team. Julie says "dibs on all of them. This is my whore era." We laugh and Adam says "first round is on me!" We all cheer and Russ says "cake eater with his rich daddy's money."

Adam says "glad that nickname didn't stick with me all the way to where I am now." Jacob says "Banks, a cake eater? Really?" I say "you've never seen his childhood home." Russ says "this boy is such a cake eater, man." Adam says "this time it's my own money, not my piece of shit fathers" smiling at Russ. Jacob says "do you want my application to be your sugar baby?"

Adam says "I already have one of those." I say "I prefer trophy wife." We go to this karaoke bar that we all go to all the time cause Adam can just smile at the owner and they will close down the bar, so we can stay and fuck around. Fulton says "any objection to Twisted Sister?" We laugh and I say "let go, buddy. Show us what you got." Adam and I go up to the bar and I say "you did good, babe." He kisses me saying "yeah?" I say "yeah" smiling and pecking his lips and rubbing my hand over his bicep as all our friends gather around just to hit us with the "gross" and words along the lines of "PDA."