BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

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Breaking NEWS: The fire broke out, The dorm is demolished even it became Arson..

Suga: FIRE..

Hobi: ARSON....

RM: GUYS, GUYS,, isn't it our dorm?? (SOPE : ????""") We left maknae line unattended. F***.

Army: Not in a good mood, down.
Rm: Guys don't worry everything will be fine.
Suga: yeah. Need a hug?
Jhope: Trying to making cheerful noise.
Jimín: Start saying funny things.
V: Acting weird to make them smile.
Jk: Comforting them.

Jin: WHO THE FUCK MAKE ME BABIES, MY ARMIES CRY.

Taehyung hanging from a branch of a tree.
Rm: What the heck you are doing there?
Taehyung: I took a pill for headache from Suga hyung's medicine.
Rm: So????
Rm: I don't want it to go down to my stomach.
Rm :
Taehyung:
Suga: Joon tell him to get down before I burn down the tree.
(Suddenly left his hands, Suga catch him)
Taehyung: See, you care for me.
Suga: I catch you cause I wanna burn you alive.
Taegi run away.
Hopeminkook: Same shit but different day.

ARMY: Upset cause there is no one to Wish them or make them happy on Valentine's day.
BTS: We understood the assignment.
Jin: Let's right "ARMY" Over Macaroons.
Suga: let's post a guiter clip for them .
Jhope: A cool Dance Live for 4 mins.
Rm: Some good quotes and good songs for them.
Jimín: Let's gift them .
V: Let's play(Video game) with them.
Jk: let's go for a live concert on weverse live.

18 th February.
Jhope on Vlive: Prepared his cake, starting " Happy Birthday song For Himself "
Millions of army wished him. He found a cake - His " Yoongi " hyung prepared that for him, a shining cake for his "Sunshine" , (Suddenly a door knock)
Jimin: Happy Birthday Hyung, wished him, after vlive went to dinner together.
Taekook: Prepared post best tiktok video for their hyung & made it trend for his birthday.
RM: Wished his Soulmate with a fine trip..
Jin: Hyung give him a surprise visit with Hobi's family..
Armies: Wished him all over the world.

ME: " Happy Birthday Hop-pa" , I wish there will be one day in future, when I'll be that much capable , to give you a birthday wish personally, not via Incorrect quotes. Take care & stay safe , healthy. BORAHAE.

V: I'm a nightmare dress like a daydream. I'm that witch can kill you from inside , I can burn you, make you moan ----
Jhope: Wtf he is doing?
Jikook: He is singing a song.
Jhope: Those lines are not even in one single song...
Suga:(suddenly wake up) Kim Taehyung, what the heck you have done this time?
RM: Vminkook banned from speaking English. & Suga hyung go back to sleep.

Vminkook: Hobi hyung Hobi Hyung . 
RM: maknae . Guys stop. Hoba is in mili-
Vminkook: No he is here. Hobi hyung..
Suga: Guys , Calm down.

RM: Hoba , I'll miss you.
Suga: Hobi-aa with whom I'll sleep at night, (sniff) whom with I'll--
Jhope: Hyung, let's sleep, I'm here..

Someone: Why are you crying?
ARMY: The world will be too dark sooner?
Someone: why? It's day time?
ARMY: Our Sunshine is going for MILITARY service soon..

Jhope: 

" It doesn't matter, wherever I'm, I always be in your heart ARMY-aa. I'm always be your sunshine." 

"I'm your hope, you're my hope, I am J-hope!"

On an Interview:
Bang PD: Now, this is the time, when BTS will have to work as Solo & concentrate at their own projects, own life coz they can't be together anymore for long time.
Meanwhile BTS:
Jihope: Visist Their JIN hyung in MILITARY.
SOPE: Doing, Shorts challenge with hope's new collab.
Suga & RM in Suga's Show.
Taehyung & JK in Weverse live, arguing over why they ditched each other about sleeping?

Yoongi:
I hate skinship.(Holding Jimin's hand).
I hate sharing bed(Sleep in jimin's bed)
I can't cook for anyone today (cook jimin's fav late night snack)
I can't write you a lyrics(already prepared a song)
Rest of the BTS: Yeah yoongi hyung we understand, you don't like Jimin..

Jhope: (Yeah Hyung, you called it FAN- SERVICE right? Be happy with Jimin? Jimina take care of yoongi hyung) Yes yes.

RM: These days it's hard to meet someone rich, tall & handsome at the same time.
Jin: Of course, I can't meet everyone personally.
Rest of the BTS: (-- __ --) This hyung will never change.
RM: I shouldn't have ask..........

Jhope: Don't loose Hope, when you at your worst, don't give up, You'll shine always, Remember one thing, hard work always pays off. Love you my dearest..
ARMY: OFC, Coz You're our hope.