BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 60

Jin: Drinking morning tea peacefully.
Bangtan:
Suga shouting at Taehyung because he woke him up from 3 days of continuous sleep.
Jhope screaming out loud, because Jk bought a home cobra.
Jimin acts innocent because he cooked RM 's pet crabs.
Rm over flood the living room while watering a fake plant.
Taekook fly to jeju cause they are afraid of Sope.
Jin: Drinking morning tea stressfully.

Rm: Oh no dude.. I don't like Jin hyung on that way. I just like him as a brother.
Vminkook: So done.
Sope: No dumbass you are a bother.
Rm: Fuck you all .
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(Later that night)
Rm: Jin hyung, I like u
(Rest of the BTS) (°0°)
As a brother.
Rest of the BTS tends to kill him .
Jin: I love you my sweetheart. Good night all of you.

Jk: What if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaled oxygen.
Vmin: Is that why, if you stop breathing, you black out?
Yoongi: STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE...
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JIN: What happened? Why is Yoongi chasing Vminkook?
Namseok: Same shit but another day.

Jhope: Nothing is free in this world.
V: Love is free.
Rm: Knowledge is free.
Suga: Air is free.
Jk: Evrything is free if you can run fast.
Jin: Oh, that's the reason , we have cops on front door.
Jimin: Hobi hyung, you're literally the richest one of all.

Jimin: What is love?
Yoongi: A twice song.
Jin:
Rm:
Jhope:
V:
Jk:
Army:
Jimin: I quit.
Yoongi: ok.

Jk: Old is gold.
Vmin: Yup.
(jin came back to dorm): I'm home kids.
Vminkook: Old is gold.
Rap line:
Jin:
Vminkook:
Rap line: Should you be happy? That they called you gold or old?
Flying chappal towards to rest of the BTS...

JK: a pessimist sees a dark tunnel
v: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel
Jimin: A realist sees a freight train.
Jin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Rapline laughing their ass off..

Jk: Neon -- Noen
V: Paragraph -- Hpargarap
Jimin: Small -- llams
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Jin: Wth you guys are talking about about? I didn't understand a single word.
Jhope: But I have every single word of your.
Suga: And I hate you all.
Rm: They said Small neon paragraph.
Sope: You understand them?
Jin: Dude he's also a maknae

RmVminkook is shouting.
JinSope seriously concerned because Rm is shouting: What happened guys?
Jk: THE SUN IS ON FIRE.
V: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING.
JIMIN : THE EARTH IS SPINNING.
RM: ALL THE CRABS ARE DROWING.
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Suga: Hoba don't hold me back , I'm gonna kill this 4 today.
Hobi: Hyung come down.
Jin: Same shit but another day.

Vminkook: We need to eat ice cream.
Hyung line: Ok. (Sound Little concerning)
Vminkook: we don't have money.
Hyung line: ("-")
Vminkook: So we're thinking 🤔
Hyung line: (-_-""")
Vminkook: To exchange you all for 3 ice creams.
Hyung line: (°_°)
Vminkook: We already did. Thanks for the ice-cream.

Vminkook is running towards to Hyung line with full force while spreading arms.
Hyung line being scared.
Vminkook came near to them - Hyung line doughed out.
Vminkook: Why would you all move from our Hugs?
Hyung line: We thought you'll attack us.
Vminkook: WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK YOU ALL?
Hyung line: WHY WOULD YOU HUG US ALL??

Jk: Rap monie hyung. I have a question.
Rm: Go on.
Jk: How do we ask water that z what they're doing?
Rm: Jk, Water is not a living material. No, if we give water, it grows, it ain't science, water is life - life is wat--
Jk: Water you doing?
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Rest of the BTS: laughing their ass off.
Rm dumbfounded.