BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 53

RM: What do you mean you lost V?
Jin: (-_-")
RM: I went to work for 8 hours and you lost 75% of my childrens.
Jin: umm.
RM: ok . Suga hyung call the police.
Hoba,Call in Hybe and Bang PD.
Jimin, Call V's every single friend.
Jk: Then I'll go get V. .
Rm:
Suga:
Hobi:
Jimin:
Rm: Jk honey, you know where V is? Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Jk: nobody asked me.

Vminkook soundlessly entering Yoonjin room for pranking them.
Jk: I'll be the first. Then V hyung then you shorty.
Jin: Distrub us in our beauty sleep.
Suga: we'll disrupt your breathing.
Vminkook: Slowly backing offf.
Namseok: Shit they hold powers bro..

Interviewer: Tell me most accidental thing you have done till now.
Jin: accidentally being an accident.
Suga: accidentally stained hand with bloods.
Jhope: accidentally shot with guns.
Jimin: accidentally put poison on the wrong cup.
Taehyung: accidentally hit someone with Nerf gun in eyes.
Jk: Accidentally poke someone with knief .
Interviewer:
RM: Guys there are cops behind us.. ...

Rapline: What scares you guys the most vminkook?
Jimin: jeonjungkook.
Taehyung: JEONJUNGKOOK.
jk: accidentally put rat poison on food then you realised that it was someone else's food, like for humans and then the humans eat it.
RM: Oh! That's why Jin Hyung faints??

Jin: (In shopping mall) I want to make an announcement. I lost my kids.
Staff: How old they are?
Jin: 27-30 years old.
Staff: Oh my god. They can take care of them sir.
Jin: Believe me Mam they don't know this types of things.
Staff: (°0°)
Jin: started rapping means shouting.
Ot6 x Army: oh Jin hyungggggggggggg.

Jk: Guys I got a lead , how to enter the base camp where Jin and hobi hyung are living right now.
Jimin: I got the shovel , V bring other things.
V: let's go for dynamites.
Jikook: Noooooooooooo.
Namjoon: Ok I'll go for the security checks. Alarms and all.
Suga: I'll go for the rest of things.
Vminkook: You guys are coming too.
Namgi: Of course..

Sope: Namjoonie, that's the reason why we don't send you for groceries, you always overdo it. Now help us in organising all these.
[Rapline opening freezer]
Rapline: wth you guys are doing here?
Vminkook: *Chilling*
Rapline:
Vminkook:
Rapline:
Vminkook: *Close the door on their face*
Rapline: What the actual fuck is this?

Taehyung: let's play truth & dare. (Land on Jk) T & D?
Jk: Truth.
Taehyung: Your ideal type.
Jk: Tall , good looking, dumb, bear like featured, alien, love French style , Korean ..
Taehyung: Some too specific. Do I know??
Jk: Did I say dumb? Just wanna sure.
Rest of the BTS: (mentally face palmed).

V: Angels don't fly so close to me.
I pull u down eventually,
you don't wanna lose those wings, people like me , like breaking beautiful things.
Jk:
V:
Jk:
V: Jkkkkk Noooooo
Namgi: Etf happened?
V: A rapmon Jk is trying to break Jimin'd hand.
Namgi: WHATTTT??
V: "Angel part 1" you know.

Vminkook: [ At 3am ]
" oh my oh my God.
It's blood pumping crazy..
oh my oh my God.
I know you'll save me .
Come here get some----

Suga: WTH is going on??
Jhope: They're practicing for their dance challenge with enhypen (while entering the room) what TF you guys are doing with these bloods??
Jimin: Don't worry it's fake blood. Taekook brought it.
Taekook:
Jimin: Right?
Sope:
Namjin:
HYBE:
Army:
Rest of the world:
Taekook: Did you say fake blood jiminaa????