BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 63

1)

[HYUNG LINE BEING CHAOTIC IN HYBE CHAOS]

JIN : OKAY, you're driving and you see Bang PD nim and Min Hee Jin walking
JIN : SO u hit ...?
RM: MHJ ofc. I would probably not hurt hitman bang.
Jhope: His name has Hitman dude.
Suga: BOTH
.
JIN: LORD, THE BREAK IDIOTS.
JIN: well, both is also a good choice.

2)
RM: Can we get a megaphone, plz? thnx
RM: We have the money , is V okay?
Kidnapper Yelling from the Roof : He's fine.
RM: Take the money-
JK: *Taking the megaphone*-don't do anything to him.
Kidnapper: I'll not ,as long as you have--
JK: Not talking to you sir. V HYUNGIE SIT DOWN
Kidnapper: Wait-- Hey, where did the get then gun? Don't push----
Jimin: We lost another kidnaper from S.K

3)

Jin: Where's RM?
Vminkook: At the kitchen. He is baking .
Jin: What?
Vminkook: Soda.
Jin: Oh -- wait, WHAT------
SOPE: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK..
Vminkook: Cookbook asked for baking soda , so he's doing it.
Jin: Baking soda is a fucking powde--
[EXPLODEEEEEEEEE---]
RM: well I'm okay , and all of us.
Firefighter: But not your house Sir.
RM: SORRY
HYUNGLINE: FUCKING IDIOT , YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE PUTTING TWO LITERS OF CIDER IN THE OVEN..

4)

Jk: So, I accidentally set a lemon on fire.
Jin: How the fuck?
Jk: microwave for 40 mins.
Jin: Why were you microwaving a lemon? for 40 min?
Jk: Too get rid of burning smell.
Jin: Of what?
Jk: Burning orange.
Jin: AND HOW DID YOU ACTUALLY BURN AN ORANGE??
Jk: Microwave it for 40 mins.
.
SOPE: JK, AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF MICROWAVES?
JK: (visible shaking from head to toe) screeching.
Vmin:(to RM) Why has every disaster recently been related to microwaves?

5)
[At the airport]
V: No weapons? [Grabs Jk's arms] you can't bring these guns with you then.
JK: No sharp objects? [Touches V's jawline] you're gonna have to put this away then.
Jin: No liquid? BUT I WANNA THROW UP NOW.
Sope: GUYS we're on camera and full of reporters and armies.
Rm: JIN hyung please stod it..
Jimin: BLV me; they know all of us, so don't be ashamed , continue , continue...

6)

JK: What's ice hockey?
V: People in knife shoes fighting over a last piece of big oreo.
JINSOPE: WWHAT?
Jimin: Can't they just share? (Fliping princess hair)
Suga: Are you even serious Jimina?
RM: Well, Maknae line aren't wrong though.
JINSOPE: NOT YOU TOOO-

7)

[Hyungline lost the Rock-paper-scissor game]
Suga: How can this game can decide of decisions?
Jhope: No let's play again.
Namjin is denial.
Vminkook: BLV us , we'll flick your head a little.
HYUNGLINE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We'll cook for you guys for the rest of the month(except Joonie OFC)
Joon on verge of crying. Hyungline : Sorry, plz don't cry, we'll cook for you too.

8)
[Hyungline chilling in dorm]
V: [entering out of nowhere]
JK: HEY HYUNGIE..
V: If we delete google one day, you wouldn't be able to google what happened to google.
V: [leaves]
Rest of the BTS: [eyes wide, stare into void]
Jhope: GUYS THEY SAID "WE"..

SUGA: I DON'T WANT ANY CALL FROM SUNDAR PICHAI TOMORROW MORNING..

9)
Jin: I love you.
Jin: NO, I love you more.
Jin: NO , I LOVE YOU .
Jin: NOO, I love you morrreee-
Suga: Hyung , If you don't stop, I'm gonna break the fucking mirror.
Jin: NO, I love--- [Broken Mirror]
Vminkook: THese is 10th mirror this month....

10)

Suga: What are u doing?
V: [pouring gasoline on the floor] burning the company down.
Suga: V, what do i always tell you?
V: Don't leave any evidence ?
Suga: And you have your fingerprints all over the can of gasoline. Now get rid of it, and wear gloves and get a new one.
Jk: Or maybe leave it, When you set the fire.
Suga: NO, they will knoe, they always do..
RM: GUYS WTF--
2seok and jimin : Bring another four cans..
RM: You know what, We should burn this (siregi) trash on ground, so It doesn't smell...