BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

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Army:(2022) People say time will heal everything. You will forget your past(Dark side, fictional lover everything) But I don't wanna forget you.
Coz we promise we'll be back together like before.
BTS:(2025) Yes we did. As (Army X BTS)

Rm: Today I was waving at someone.
Rm: It turned out that he is waving someone else. So I go embarrassed and took a taxi came to airport.
Rm: I took Iceland flight. Now I'm here but unfortunately I lost my passport. COME AND SAVE ME.

Army: What just happened?
Suga: THIS IS F****** 3RD TIME THIS YEAR.

Jungkook: I'm so excited for Christmas this year.
Suga: Grow up kid. Santa doesn't even exist.
Jungkook :
Suga:
Jhope: You Dummy Cat, you made him cry. No Jk Santa exist.
Vmin: Every year Rm Hyung gifted you in Santa clothes. Then JK burst into tears.

HYBE: Army if you guys find Vmin Plz report to HYBE.

Taehyung: Can I go for skateboarding?
Suga: I'm not your dad.
Taehyung: Ok.
Suga:
Taehyung:
Suga: Not on the streets kid.

Army: I don't wanna fall for any kind of good looking men. Coz I can't cheat on BTS.
God: As if you are going to marry BTS in reality.

Rm: Where are you Three?
vminkook: we'll be in dorm with in 5 min, if not read it again.
Rm:
vminkook:
Rm: Hoba, Tell Jin hyung our maknaes are lost. Yoongi Hyung call Police.

Rm: I'm not that wise , but you can tell me anything to do.
Suga: Sleep more.
Jhope: Stop getting hurt.
Jimin: listen to me.
Taehyung: Stop breaking things.
Jungkook: Be my Lifetime safezone.
Jin:
Rest of Bts: Don't you wanna say anything hyung?
Jin: Do the dishes Joonie.
Army: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jungkook: I'm having a chest pain suddenly.
Taehyung: I'll come back before dinner.
Jungkook: The pain. Ahhhh.
Hyung líne: Are you ok? Let's Go for the doctor.
Jimín: If won't let him go , then Mr. Park will come here.
Jungkook: Baby drive safe. (180° change)
Hyung líne:????????
Jimín: Taehyung will going to meet with Bogum Hyung.
Hyung líne: 😑😑😑😑😑

Taehyung: "Mummy don't know daddy's getting hot (Hot)
At the body shop (Shop)
Doin' somethin' unholy"
Jungkook: (out of nowhere) JIN hyung Rm hyung is cheating on you.
WORLD WAR III started.

JIMIN: WAIT. Jin hyung don't kill him. It's a song name UNHOLY, Jk missunderstood the whole matter. 

Jk: Shinunoga E-wa , Shinunoga E-wa , I would rather die..
Rap line: (Worried). Are you ok kid?
Jk: What'll happen to me?
Rap line:
Jimin: That's a song, he is singing it without knowing it's meaning.
RM: You guys are banned for singing in this house. Am I clear??

Boss: Do you wanna work here?
Army: YES.
Boss: Are you sure?
Army: 100%
Boss(to dancing Taehyung) : If you can make him sit ,& do the makeup, you're hired.
[after 2 hr whole HYBE'S staff are dancing on "that that" with Taehyung and army]
Boss: You're not hired, you're fired. 

JK: Yoongi Hyung, Why did you drink my banana milk?
Yoongi: I was hungry , I'm Sorry.
Jk: That's the last the banana milk.
RM: Enough, we will buy you banana milk today.
JK: NO YOONGI HYUNG WILL PAY.
Yoongi: Ok I will, Now stop shounting.