BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 61

Jimin: ok Google how can I get revenge?
Goggle: The best revenge is forgiveness.
Jimin: ( to Hyung line) How can I get revenge?
Hyung line: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Jimin: Well Taekook --
Taekook: ( taking shovel and guns) we're on it.. let's go.

(BTS hyung line creation chaos)
Rm: Lately you're sleeping way too much.
Jin: Yup a bit extreme.
Suga: Why not? The bed doesn't judge, it only gives you warmth and cuddles.
Rm: You didn't even bother to wake up for last 48 hrs.
Jin: Well rest is good, but not way too much.
Suga: If you guys are done with your lecture plz get out.
Jhope: Guys I'm home.
(Suga wiggling his imaginary cat ears and tail ran to hobi)
Namjin: (-_-""")

Jin: Draw a ace of spade.
Jk: Draw a card - UNO.
v: Pikachu I choose you.
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Rap line : (-_-"""")
Jimin:(Whacking) WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE PLAYING

Vminkook: You gotta admit that we're in our best behaviour at this event.
New manager:
Vmin broke through the glass door.
Taekook literally fell off from the 9m ladder without safety guard .
Jikook hit the trophy with head to check if it's pure gold or not.
Namjin: Well at least better than before.
Sope agreed.
Army strongly agreed.
World disappointed.
New manager shock, almost passed out.

Namjin: What happened? Why these 3(Vminkook) are so silent?
Sope: They had a huge fight last night. So, they're giving silent treatment to each other.
Namjin:
Sope: Well we're the reason for their fight.
Namjin: Slip 200$ do it again.

Jk: Yesterday was history.
V: Tomorrow will be a mystery.
Jimin: Today is a gift.
Jk: That's why we call it a present.
Sopejin: (-_-"""""")
Rm: Well that's good though...
Sopejin: Oh no no no no...

7)
JK: Hyung , I have a question.
Hyungline started panicking: (-__-""")
Jk: When I work as a security guard in a samsung shop....
Doesn't that mean you're the "Guardian of the galaxy".
NamYoonjin: WTF.
Vmin: Laughing their ass off.
J-hope: Well, guys can we plz go back to the part of "WHEN"??????

8)
Jimin: If you found out that you only had one day to live, what would you do?
Jin: Say goodbye to army and my family, friends .
Jk: Me too.
Rm: Spending my time to enjoy the last time on earth.
Jhope: Probably with parents.
Suga: Same here.
V: I would message ten people saying that if you don't forward the message to others, then I would dis tmw.
JK: That's fucking awesome. I wanna change my answer.
HYUNG LINE: WELL , these two are creeping us out.

9)
[SOPE IS FIGHTING]
J-hope: You can't just throw money at all problems.
SUGA:[ Throw a wad of cash to J-hope]
J-hope:
SUGA:
Rest of the BTS: SO are you keep it or not----

10)
V: Belly buttons are just our old mouths.
Suga: You know, I was having a good day until you said that.
RM: Well practically not wrong mybe coz, we eat food from mouth and it goes to stomach which is in belly so---
Suga: JOON, I DARE YOU STOP RIGHT HERE BEFORE I CHOPPED OF YOUR BONSAI AND FRIED YOUR CRABS.