BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 44

Vminkook: We're going to cook tonight.
[Jin/Suga at Mall]
Jin: I have a wired feeling.
Suga: let's go back home.
[At dorm]
Rm: Hoba, The kitchen is on fire.
J-hope: Rm , The cough is stained.
Vminkook: Hyung , we packed the luggage, leave Korea before they came back to dorm.

Taehyung: It's horrible , no one think me and Jungkook- is in relationship.
Rest of the BTS:
Taehyung: Put your hands up if you think Jk is my bf.
Rest of the BTS:
Taehyung: Jungkook put your hands down.

Vmin as soulmate.
V: I love you.
Jimín: I love you more.
V : I can sacrifice everything for you.
Jimín: Sacrifice the last piece of Pizza.
V : Not today.
Jk: But I already ate it.
[From then Jk is nowhere to be found]

Interview: How it feels to be the leader of BTS??

Rm:(In mind) [It feels like suddenly I adopted 4 kids .
One uncle while looking at SUGA.
One Vodka Aunt while looking at JIN.]

Rm: Nice.

Rm: WHERE IS JK?
Jhope: Why you are so angry?
Rm: Do you have any idea , what he told on yesterday's Funeral to the house owner?
Jhope: What?
Suga: Jungkook?

Jungkook: I wanna say - "Thank you for invitation" And " See you on next day " but I panicked and Say - " Thank you next " .

Army nation:
Leader = Rm
Handsome face = Jin
Cat = Yoongi.
Dance Machine= Jhope
Cute = Jimín
Tiger = Taehyung
Bunny = Jungkook.

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Should we do a Q & A session?

Jk: I heard you guys are adopting a son?
Rm/ Jin: Yes..
Jk: You guys are disowning me?
Rm/Jin: Yes.
Sign the paper.
Disowning you dramatically, Claiming you lawfully as second parents Now sign.

Tae: Dogs love bones. So they lick us cause they know that we have bones. Rm:
Jk:
Jin:
Jimín:
Jhope:
Suga: Are you waiting for me to kick you out of the house?

Jk: Moonie Hyung, Don't be shy.
V: Yeah. Ask him out.
Jimín: You can do it.
[later that day]
Rm to Jin: I wanna say something.
Jin:?
Rm: Get out.
Jin:(° °)
[Maknae line face palmed]
Suga: That's the reason I told these stupids not to give ideas, to that idiot.

Suga: Why are you Standing on the chair?
Jhope: It's my house. I can stand wherever I want.
Suga: Where is the spider?
Jhope: Under the table.
Jhope: Now help me to get down.
(Suga Picking him up from chair in bridal style) By the by , It's my house. But if you say-
Jhope: started panicking.

Jungkook singing hyper boy.
Suga: Why you are shouting? Explain?
Jk:
Jk: A hyper boy singing HYPER BOY in hyper boy mode.
Jhope: What?