BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 59

Army: It's a new dawn,it's a new day. And I'm feeling good.
World: What happened?
Army: Kim seokjin and Jung Hoseok are coming back.
So haters stay tuned to be finished.

Jin: Dude who the fuck bought a puppy?
Rest of hyung line: No one.
Jin: Then, who the heck , bite my pink slipper.
Rest of hyung line: You have a pink slipper?
Vmin: What's the fuss in the morning?
Jin: Someone bit my home slipper.
Jimin: Ohh. Jk was crying last night so V gave him the pink slipper, he bite it off.
Rest of hyung line: Jk why would you do that?
Jk: I didn't (puppy eyes)

Taegi is fighting.
Suga: U don't know anything, u r wrong. So wrong.
V: Try to explain himself in an alien(taetae) language.
Suga: No you're not.
V: Fine. I agree with you.
Suga: No. Don't.. It makes me doubt myself.
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Suga rocl V shock. Rest of the BTS laughing their ass off.

Jimin: Oh come on hyung. Everyone knows you like Hobi hyung.
Yoongi: Don't be ridiculous jimina.
I'm not.
Jimin: Yes you're.
Yoongi: No I'm not.
Jimin: Ok , Who thinks Yoongi hyung likes hobi hyung?
Rest of the BTS:
Hobi: Yes you do hyung. And I like you too.
Rest of the BTS: Marry. Marry. Marry.

Cute army in army household.
Army:
Koala 🐨 - you're Rm
Alpaca 🦙 - you're Jin
Cat 😺 - you're yoongi
Squirrel 🐿️- you're hobi
Chick 🐥 - you're jimina
Tiger 🐯 / 🐻 - you're V
Bunny 🐰 - you're jk
World: Huhhhh? What's wrong with her? Is she mad?
BTS to world: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
BTS to army : She is just a baby..

World: Love wins all.
Army : Unbothered.
BTS: Love wins all.
Army: Fall in love deeply.
IU feat. v : Love wins all .
Army: Crying so hard caused the tsunami.
V: You guys are so childish, come and hug me.

V: Going out maybe can help you, yoongi hyung .
Yoongi: Yeah I know.
Yoongi: I went to park Today.
V: wow that's great.
Yoongi: (opening his jacket) that's for you. (A squirrel)
V: Why did you bring hobi hyung from outside?
Hobi: huh?? (-_-"""")

Jhope: Yoongi hyung do I give you butterflies?
Yoongi: No ... Why would you give me butterfly?
Jhope: I mean , the butterfly in stomach?
Yoongi: what?? DID YOU ATE THEM -
Jhope: Dude no. Huhhhhhhhh.
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Vmin: ooo lord. Hobi hyung is oblivious and yoongi hyung is clueless.
Jk: (Wareing a " Date me Vmin" shirt)Yes. Really oblivious

BTS X SVT.
Jk: I wasn't that drunk last night.
Vmin: Dude you literally throw neighbours hamster , across the garden and said - " Pikachu I choose you ".
Jk: Too stun to speak.
Hyungline came running: Jk did you just threw Hoshi(svt) last night?
Jk: What?
Hoshi: Jungkooka I'm a tiger.
Jk: Sorry hyung.
BTS and Svt: Laughing their ass off.
Army and Carat: Fall from their chair.

World: Do Your BTS fears of anything?
Army: Nothing.
World: Seriously 😑
Army: (Try to punch their face) smack their head. And ready to fight the whole world.
World: Yeah. BTS do something about your army.
BTS: Hehe she is kinda overprotective. She doesn't bite