BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 48

Jk asking for ice cream to Hyung líne except Jin & They said no. .
Jk: You guys aren't my parents. I'll eat ice-cream.
Next day ..
Jhope: Drink your soup jk you have high fever.
Namjoon: Should we call Jin Hyung?
Suga: Mobile isn't allow on military base camp.
Rest of them: Sighed.

Kidnaper: We have ur sons .
Rap line : Oh lord , They have Vminkook.
Kidnaper: Hey buddy don't panic. Just tell me address .
[ 30 mins later / Doorbell rang]
Kidnaper: These kids are confused about the route, so I called you. Take your kids back. ( Run away with 1000km/h)
Rap line: Even kidnapers gave you guys back to us. Wow.

JK: Guys we have a problem. It's Hyung's birthday. We need to complete the decor, The cake, suga hyung do the foods faster. What why everyone is frozen on there place?
RM: JK, Hyung in military.
JK: So what? Phone is allowed there, we can have cake & party via Video call.
Hyungs , you guys tell me to live happily, so I'm finding my happiness in between this. come on move your butt guys.

HYBE: We have a problem, SUGA is missing for yesterday days. he isn't in his GENIUS LAB too.
Rest of the bts : what?
[after 3 hrs:]
Vminkook is crying, Rm is calling. Jin is conforting maknaes.
Jhope run to his room, turn on the lights, SUGA is sleeping with SHOOKY & MANG peacefully in hobi's bed.

Jin: Seven and Five is Thirteen or Seven and Five are Thirteen.
Rm:
RM: Seven Plus Five is Twelve.

Jin: What's the difference between idiot and stupid..
Rest of the BTS:
Rm: JIN

Jin: Spacing out for last 2 hrs.
Rest of the BTS: ?? (what happened to him???)
Rm: Hyung, what happened?
Jin: What is the difference between??
" RUN BTS - song by BTS, RUN BTS - the series by - BTS. RUN - song by BTS"
Rest of the BTS:
RM: Hyung it's 3 am in the morning.

Interviewer: Do u like Rm?
Jin: no no no.
He is so smart, i don't like his smart mind..
Rm: Hyung enough.. plz....

Jin: Monie - ah sarang.
RM: Hyung.
Jin: I love you baby. Plz take care of these kids.
RM:(crying in silence)
Jin: (whispering to Suga) , take care of those idiots.

Jin: Boys, wake up.
Jungkook -ah Your lunch is ready don't forget to take it with you.
Suga you lazy ass wake up.
Hoba wake up RM. Vmin go for the breakfast.
???: Hyung , whom you are waking up? Hyung you're in camp..
Jin(Fully awake): Oh, I'm sry , I'm in Military camp? 

VMin: We have a problem (while shouting)
JIN: Shuuu. JK is sleeping. don't shout.
BTW why you guys are shouting.
VMin: Monie Hyung put the kitchen on fire.
JIN: Kim Freaking Namjoon, You come here.
SOPE: Now who is shouting?

Alarm Rang ; Jin: WAKE UP LAZY KID-- I'm sry , I'm in military right.
???1: Hyung, If you want we can be your dongsang for upcoming 18 months, you can treat us.
Jin: Thank you all.
JK: ( Out of the base camp ) Take care of him, If something happened to him, you guys will be dead.

RM: What happened kiddo?
JK: Jin hyung isn't here for Christmas with us.
SOPE: KIddo we all are here, don't be sad.
[After 30 mins]
Rapline: Where are the maknae line?
[Breaking news]
BTS VMINKOOK is front of military base camp of JIN with thousand of ARMYs, in Christmas eve (While singing "Christmas Tree".) 

[Suga in America]
VMinKook: Let's do the dinner.
Namseok: We'll do the dishes later.
[Military base camp]
Jin: I'm having a wired feeling?
others:???
[Next morning, Breaking news]
Fire broke out in BTS dorm, no one is injured. Mr. Kim Namjoon how this happened?
RM: Ahhh, Maknae line tried to cook---

HYBE: We have a problem.
RM: What? It's 3 am in the morning.
HYBE: Your studio on fire.
RM: What? [Run to HYBE] what happened?
[Fire brigade control the situation] How this happened?
HYBE: Ask your maknae line?
RM:?????
Vminkook: We are doing tiktok on "ARSON"..
RM: HOOOBBBAAAAAAAA--------------

Jin: Jk , No
Jk(Confused) : Sorry. Out of habit .
Jin: RM, Nooooo.
Rm: ha??????
Jin: I mean Vmin No...
Vmin: ????
Rm: Why he is shouting?
Sope: He is taking attendance .

Vminkook: Sry hyungie.
Suga(Concern): wait-- why?? What happened?
(Jin brust into the Dorm with military dress. )
Jin: You guys fired the kitchen, didn't you?
Suga: WHAT??
Vminkook: Now you know Hyung.

Taehyung special.

00:00
Rest of the BTS: Happy Birthday Taetae.
Jin: (From base camp) Happy Birthday Tae bear.
Rm: Happy Birthday my naughty Taehyunga-ssi.
Suga: Happy Birthday Tae-hyunga.
Jhope: Oh my dongsang . Kim Taehyung. V. HBD bro.
Jimín: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOULMATE.
JK: Happy Birthday baby , can we talk later on my room.
Rest of the BTS: Jungkoooookkk

Taehyung: Singing 00:00 clock with ARMY.