as...nobody knows, my celebrity crush is definitely Kieran Culkin.
the brother of Macaulay Culkin, the red lips fella who i had a crush on, and cried over, in My GIrl.
HES WALLACE! HES FUCKING WALLACE IN THE SCOTT PILGRIM MOVIE, AND I DIDNT KNOW IT UNTIL I SEARCHED HIM UP TO GET A GOOD PFP OF HIM!
my first initial thought was "huh...? the dude from My Girl, and- and Kevin from Home Alone! he has...brothers...? oh...OH MY GOD HES HOT AND HES WALLACE! HES FUCKING WALLACE!"
one thing about me, im bad with singers, im bad with family, and im bad with actors. i cant list a ton of actors at all, i mean, i liked seeing George Clooney on movies, seeing famous singers was really cool too! but i could never recognize them. i'd have to ask my family about said person. and i dare nOT talk about a singer or be like "woah, didnt (wrong singer) write this??" because that triggers EVERYONEEE. i'd rather shut up.
but...
honestly...if i traded lives with THIS
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i would look like THIS
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THERES NO WAY IMMA BE THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE COMICS AND THE MOVIES, THIS IS A DREAM, PINCH ME.
there just isnt NO WAY!
he'd probably be so confused in my body and knowing that i procrastinate on work to write a story or two, yeah "UH, AM I ME?"
and i...
disbelief, i would cry, THEN i would be like "IM KIERAN AND IM HOT! WHY AM I KIERAN?" because y'know, im just like that 💀
i dont know how i would react tbh, i have no idea about how he lives, or what he does- itd be an experience...! i wouldnt know the first thing i'd do! i- i would EMBARRASS MYSELF AND SAY SOMETHING LIKE "how do you human right now?" and like freak out his wife.
oH FUCK WHAT IF HE LOOKS AT MY CHROMEBOOK GALLERY??? ITS MAINLY HIM IN THERE! DO I DELETE SOME OF MY PICTURES?? CUZ- I HAVE HANDFULS??? UHM-
crisis time, im going back to work.
just a short chapter to write something until my work is finished, i now have loads of ideas to go off of, but the objective is work, theres not much of it today, so maybe i can scoot in 3 stories!
today's moral, i dont have a shrine in which i have Kieran's/Wallace's photos scattered in my chromebook, i cannot function properly, memory horrible, dont let me name singers or actors/actresses, why do i have that picture of Link from Good Mythical Morning, this story has the most photos in it, and powder sugar covered tigers.
