yet again ANOTHER one of those everything books.

hall-of-wieners.

my youngest niece sent me this on my birthday. idk why it cracks me up.

so! hallowieners. crack day for children, dress up day for all, and happy day for ppl who have no heart injecting said edible crack for children with harmful things! and yet we love it.

spooky day, filled with things that are against the bible; (if your christian, dress up is on the first day of november bc of this like my mom used to do...right?...) all hallow's day!! skeletons and witches and black cats and all that...or, yknow, some kids decide to be peanuts. whatever. 

what do i like abt hellowonkers?

well, considering i did a horrible job with most of my halloween outfits, some years, i mainly like dressing up!

i remember i was a black cat one year for a school (this was maybe 5th grade or smaller) halloween walk-a-thong or whatever, and i was so upset, literally crying, that i didnt have enough time to glue paper cat ears to my head and a tail to my ass. i was just black...in black. woman in black. thats it thats all. but y'know, the candy healed my sorrows. thanks, local store! i pray it was from a local store! the whoppers that year mightve been stale.

ahem! i remember another year after this, i made a whole damn diagram and a LIST of what i could be. on that list, i said i could be a black cat (nevermind, i dont have cat ears or a tail), i could be a nerd (id have to take my brother's glasses or my moms, i forget..),  and FUCKING CORYXKENSHIN. and ykw, it worked. i combed out my hair...enough, i didnt get the facial hair right, but i put on a random outfit, and i called myself CoryxKenshin the next day. ofc i didnt win any halloween outfit contest. i just felt good going to school on a school day despite my mom saying i can only dress up a day afterwards. 

ooohh!! i just remembered a year, again with my mother, (this was around the time i started cosplaying Parappa with my mother's 'Ellen Degeneres' wigs.), i dressed at Travis. Travis Phelps. bc i had some shorts close enough to his, a purple sweat shirt i loved the hell out of close enough to his, and i made a pretty convincing bruise with makeup. i took so many pictures, and i think i stayed dressed as him all night until i eventually took everything off lmao. 

probably wasnt even close to halloween, but i remember when my brother made himself try to look like Gon from hunterxhunter and we did a photoshoot. i was dressed as Parappa and we took some lovely photos and videos together. just a really good memory. :))

probably 3 years ago, for a school halloween contest, i looked like Huey Freedman from the Boondocks and won!?!??! i think Genevieve who looked a shit ton like Wednesday Addams should have won, but...my regular outfit and pretty convincing fro helped me that year. i got my lil gift basket late though, and most of my candy was expired. so that was ass. 

2 years ago, i was a deer. i had THE CUTEST little headband, my sister did my makeup, i had cute hoove gloves and it was absolutely adorable. in fact, if you scratched the fact i was fucking road kill, i think you could have thought the same. no seriously, i was thinking of a zombie deer. instead i went with fucking roadkill. i was cute roadkill though.

and NOWWW, to last year, to which i had pictures but my chromebook was reset so no more pictures, a deer!....again!! look, sometimes you gotta reuse the costume for the money's sake. that was fine by me, i redid my deer makeup and i think it came out cute for my first try that year!! reference photos are so helpful. that year, i think the sink and my nose and upper lip was the hardest to clean. that makeup stuck like crazy... but yknow, i stuffed every available place with candy that night for a middle of the night treat, and eventually the makeup wore off.

this year...i dont know what i wanna be. maybe Kyle Broflovski? i got the hat..and Parappa hats are everywhere now! (not exactly, but theyre on amazon for fairly cheap!) i could be Parappa! or even Jason Voorhees because i love him and though i could never be him (height lacking..) i can p r e t e n d and drown my sorrows with chocolate...and then complain my teeth hurts.

ehh, so i guess that concludes hello-eavesdrop or whatever. im not a sweet tooth that much, buuuut ill go ham on it and pray i dont overdose on fentanyl. 

morals? pshhht sure.

a long story woah. wowowowowowow. i like making it longer. ig i could make another part after this, walk-a-thongs are boring...who tf we walkin for? remember when your parents would "check for bad candy and drugs" and take something like reeses or m&ms? i miss that. my brother makes a really, good really tall Gon, and i stan it. i dont see Dots gumdrop candies anymore and i miss them...and i feel bad for dentists around hallo-wowow.

buh bye. :]