so the UK WAS DEAD!!!! oh no :(((
so everyone decided to celebrate. france pulled out a cake and began carefully tracing the outline of the slices with a thingy majighy used to cut the cake!! suddenly mahji was bored came out of nowhere!!! francre toled them their super cool gf was actually in cuba (but as it turns out france found out they were an ANAPHASE LOVER, and upon hearing this france stole the phone and called kole).
"hi whatrd shappening" FRance aksed
"hi...this is me joel." kole said. "we ned to break ap."
"why"
"anaphase"
"ok by"
so anyways the UK was dead and they threw a party and basically they decided to pLAY uno. joe biden brought out the cards and began shuffling the deck/ MEANWHILE Framce, mahji, and Estonia went to go extract Oil from the earth. chisato saw this ad thpught omg!!!! nonrenewable energy being used? a hatecrime! so chisato quickly bECAME A TWITTER USEr!!!!!
also mahji found out t'Thsat kole was actually an interphase lover and communicated such vital infromation. Theefore Koke x france (Ew)
OH and jake found the oil. he ate the oil. hero played uno with joe biden, sweetheart, and gf and he lost so he died LLL bozo!!!!!!speaking of such steve adopted 436543032495604320950 borzois and chinchillas. France opened up her own blackpink restaurant and SCarfy became the manager ! suisei was not pleased with this but it is wat it isz
Oh and kfc became really emo after somehting happened and they turned in a hostile little gremlin that rwas a very one dimenosla pnminded person and "sorry" was not in their dictionary and after varioys one and oens nothing cN eb fdone!!!!! Oh just gave up and combusted becaus ehwats worth rtaking yiur time On KFC fast fooD!
And the united statss of aamerica bought a vacuum cleaner, HE ALSO TOPK ALL THE PIL!!!!!
so fance and Kole wer eback togehter and they drankPilk the end
the end :D!!!!
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