Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)

Incorrect Quotes Part 10

wow there are a lot of these! this series is so fun though, i hope you like it!

featuring: rise characters!

arman: dante! What did I tell you about lying?

dante, looking down: ...That it only works on delta.

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fumiya: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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gwyn: Sometimes, I don't realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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arthur: you seem familiar.

arthur: have i threatened you before?

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arthur: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

arthur: I will not yield.

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pheng: New challenge! Don't say stupid shit for 24 hours!

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gwyn: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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pheng: Caw caw, motherfuckers.

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gwyn: What is the one thing I told you not to do?

dante: Burn the house down.

gwyn: And what did you do?

dante: I made dinner.

gwyn:

dante:

gwyn:

dante: And burnt the house down.

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arthur: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...

arthur: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

dante: ...That took an unexpected turn.

gwyn: So did their neck.

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arman: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*

fumiya: arman, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know.

arman: I'm not crying?

fumiya, hugging arman's head: Shush, it's okay. fumiya is here.

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delta: While I'm gone, you're in charge dante.

dante: Yes!

delta, whispering to ichika: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.

ichika: Obviously.

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delta: Guess what number I'm thinking of.

arman: 420?

delta: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

dante: 69.

delta: Yeah it was 69.

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delta: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz!

arman: I forgot I was doing a test.

delta: arman.

arman: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

delta: arman.

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gwyn: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

dante: No, gwyn. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

gwyn: No, that's not part of it—

arman: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

dante: I would want to live with no legs.

gwyn: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, dante. You don't do anything.

gwyn: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. *dante pumps frantically* Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

dante: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

delta: How's that gonna help you?

dante: I will divide and then count to it.

delta: Right.

gwyn: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

dante: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified. . .

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dante: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

dante: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

delta: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

arman: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

ichika: ...put it away.