featuring: turbo characters!
aiger: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
aiger: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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phi: hyde was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
hyde: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
phi: hyde, you ate a chair.
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phi: I'm a reverse necromancer.
hyde: Isn't that just killing people?
phi: Ah, technicality.
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aiger: So that's my plan.
phi: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.
aiger: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
phi: It fucking sucks.
aiger: That's not constructive criticism.
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suohi: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
fubuki: I wake up at 4:30 AM
suoh:
suoh: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Aiger, to the tune of "The Final Countdown": "It's a mental breakdown!"
Ranjiro: *playing kazoo in the background*
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xander: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
xavier: Oh, you've been?
xander: Once. In Monopoly.
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xavier: What do you think aiger will do for a distraction?
laban: he'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
laban: ... or he could do that.
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xander: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
xavier: I beg to differ
xander: Then Beg
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
