featuring: turbo characters!
ranjiro: I'm serious! They're watching me! They've even got an agent following me! Don't you believe me?
fubuki : Look, it's not that I don't believe you... It's that I don't believe you and I don't care.
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aiger: People always shoot down my ideas and I'm sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone's always shouting "what the fuck? that's illegal!" and "you can't do that!". Like, c'mon, let me talk!
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fubuki: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
ranjiro: What? No, I—
aiger: *enters room*
fubuki: *jaw clenches*
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phi, at hyde's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course. *They leave*
phi, leaning over hyde′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
hyde: Yeah, surprise!
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fubuki: How the hell are you still alive?
aiger: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.
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suoh: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
fubuki: It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of rain.
kit: aiger bet me I couldn't get struck by lighting, but he's WRONG.
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aiger: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
fubuki: Why'd you get banned?
aiger: Touched the rat.
fubuki: ... What rat?
aiger: Chunky Cheese.
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aiger: ...My man ranjiro just killed a goldfish.
ranjiro: *licking his lips* Yup. Delicious.
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phi, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
hyde: ....
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aiger: Tomorrow's the Cooking Contest. xavier always tells me one thing every year. He says, "You might win if you'd stop eating your entry!" But how would I know whether it's an award-winning dish without tasting it first? This may be a problem humanity will have to grapple with for eternity...
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aiger: I'm totally useless.
fubuki: You're not totally useless.
fubuki: You can be used as a bad example.
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aiger: ARE YOU-
laban: Fucking.
aiger: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
laban: Fucking.
aiger: IDIOT!
ranjiro: ...What was that?
laban: xavier banned aiger from swearing, so I'm helping him out.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
