Incorrect Quotes Part 16

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arman, texting group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!

dante: Moose Tracks is good!

delta: What is that!?

dante: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-

delta: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavor like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.

arman and dante: what?

delta: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS!?

arman: You done now?

delta: Yeah ok.

arman and dante: ...

delta: ...Can I have the Mint Chocolate chip flavour?


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delta: Is dante always like this when he loses?

arman: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

dante: You bumped that table and you know it!


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delta: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, arman. Except you!

arman: But delta, I think you're suspicious!

delta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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gwyn: Just took a personality test and got an A+.


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dante: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

arman: Ooh, yes please!

delta, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

dante: It's not a bug though...

delta: ...

arman: ...

delta: Well I still don't want to see.

arman, realizing: Please don't throw-

dante: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*


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delta: How do dante and arman usually get out of these messes?

gwyn: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.


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dante: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in pizza.

arman: So, you're not going to share?

dante: I'm not going to share.


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arthur: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

gwyn: ...Don't you mean benevolence?

arthur: No.


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arman: And what do I get out of this?

delta: I will give you a dollar.

arman: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!

delta: How bout two dollars?

arman: You got yourself a deal.


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gwyn: I'm bored, any suggestions?

dante: Sleeping is nice.

gwyn: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.


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dante: So arman, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

arman: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

dante: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

arman: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

dante: A whole potato?

arman: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

dante: These just look like big slabs of black.

arman: Because that's what they are!

arman: And then for desert, we have chocolate.

dante: These are just chocolate chips?

arman: They sure are!

arman: And then for drinks, we have toast!

arman: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!


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dante: gwyn won't come out of their room!

arman: Just tell them I said something.

dante: Like what?

arman: Anything factually incorrect.

dante, shrugging: If you say so.

gwyn, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

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