featuring: burst/evolution characters!
yugo: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
quon, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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yugo: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
quon: I have a person who does that for me.
yugo: Yeah, ME.
quon: I'm glad you agree.
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ren wu, playing a video game: How do I play?
*ren wu has drawn first blood!*
*ren wu is on a killing spree!*
*ren wu is on a rampage!*
*ren wu is unstoppable!*
*ren wu is dominating!*
*ren wu is godlike!*
ren wu: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.
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silas: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.
Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you.
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cuza: Can we go to a haunted house?
clio: What's wrong with the one we live in?
cuza: Wh-what?
clio: Goodnight, cuza.
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quon: I hate you with every inch of my body!
yugo: That's not a lot of inches.
(lowkey think that these two have like a platonic love/hate relationship, like they are best friends but also are so mean to each other lmao)
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xander, to ren wu: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
xander: *throws a brick through the window*
xander: Okay, let's go.
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cuza: silas, you need to react when people cry!
silas: I did. I rolled my eyes.
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cuza: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
silas, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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kris: free, you can do anything!
free: Anything?
kris: Anything!
free, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!
kris: Wait, not that!
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akira: Hey zac, can I get some icecream?
zac: Only a spoonful!
akira: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*
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cuza: I want a bf.
clio: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it