Incorrect Quotes - Part 41

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featuring:  burst/evolution characters!


yugo: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

quon, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.


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yugo: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

quon: I have a person who does that for me.

yugo: Yeah, ME.

quon: I'm glad you agree.


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ren wu, playing a video game: How do I play?

*ren wu has drawn first blood!*

*ren wu is on a killing spree!*

*ren wu is on a rampage!*

*ren wu is unstoppable!*

*ren wu is dominating!*

*ren wu is godlike!*

ren wu: Don't worry guys, I figured it out.


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silas: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You've become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there's literally a sink right next to you.


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cuza: Can we go to a haunted house?

clio: What's wrong with the one we live in?

cuza: Wh-what?

clio: Goodnight, cuza.


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quon: I hate you with every inch of my body!

yugo: That's not a lot of inches.

(lowkey think that these two have like a platonic love/hate relationship, like they are best friends but also are so mean to each other lmao)


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xander, to ren wu: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

xander: *throws a brick through the window*

xander: Okay, let's go.


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cuza: silas, you need to react when people cry!

silas: I did. I rolled my eyes.


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cuza: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

silas, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.


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kris: free, you can do anything!

free: Anything?

kris: Anything!

free, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?!

kris: Wait, not that!


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akira: Hey zac, can I get some icecream?

zac: Only a spoonful!

akira: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*


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cuza: I want a bf.

clio: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you're being really vague here.

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