turbo characters edition!
aiger: Do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
valt: With tears?
aiger: No.
valt: *tears up*
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
aiger: Death penalty.
fubuki, from the gallery: aiger, it's just a parking ticket.
aiger, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.
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aiger: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.
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*aiger and laban playing minecraft*
aiger: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
laban: What's wrong?
aiger: I did a thing.
laban: You regret the thing you dID-
aiger: *screams*
laban: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
aiger: *screams again*
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aiger: I can't do this, it's against my moral compass.
xavier: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!
aiger: ...Your point?
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fubuki: Can I ask you for a favor?
suoh: I would literally die for you, but continue.
fubuki: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
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ranjiro: You use emoji's like a straight person.
fubuki: That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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xander: Hey guys, I'm making french toast sticks in the oven. I'm gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.
*5 minutes later*
xavier: xander it's been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.
xander: zzzzzzz...
xavier: XANDER YOUR STICKS!
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phi, entering the room: *Sees hyde and leaves*
hyde, watching phi leave: There's my monthly dose of phi...
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aiger: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding?
fubuki: Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Do you gain joy from tricking your innocent cohorts? What if I actually wanted to tell you about my favorite pudding?
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Фанфикpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
