featuring: surge characters!
lain: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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hyuga: *is visibly upset*
hikaru: hyuga, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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hyuga: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
hikaru: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
hyuga:
hyuga: *sobs*
lain: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
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hyuga: You bought a taco?
hikaru: Yes.
hyuga: From the same truck that hit lain?!
hikaru, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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hikaru: Everyone synchronise your watches.
shu: I don't know how to do that.
valt: I don't wear a watch.
hyuga: Time is a construct.
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hikaru: *Screams*
hyuga: * Screams louder to assert dominance*
valt: Should we do something?!
shu, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.
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hyuga: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
valt: Well, that would such a shame because you can't microwave metal.
hikaru: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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hikaru: We need a distraction.
valt: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
hyuga, whispering: My time has come
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanficpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
