featuring: surge characters!
(surge is the hardest to do, because there isn't as much new characters, but i love the new characters so i like doing it still)
hyuga: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products!
hyuga: *sprays hairspray in his mouth*
hyuga: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.
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lain: That's not funny.
hyuga: I thought it was funny.
lain: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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hyuga: What are you doing here?
lain: I could ask you the same question.
hyuga: I live here. This is my house.
lain: I should probably ask you a different question.
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lain: Tell hikaru off, hyuga! Assert yourself!
hyuga: That's my ice cream!
lain: Good! Now let them have it!!
hyuga, handing hikaru the ice cream: Here, you can have it!
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lain: My only talent is being stress.
hyuga: Don't you mean stressed?
lain: No.
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hikaru: What the heck.
hikaru: ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship.
hikaru: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.
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hyuga: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
lain: No... well, their slowness.
hyuga: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
hyuga: Now I have a plan.
hyuga: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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hyuga: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
hikaru: And here we have a capitalist.
lain: Did you just-
valt: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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hyuga: I have a 1:30 appointment.
hikaru: Which doctor?
hyuga: No, I want the regular doctor.
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hyuga: I'm sad.
valt: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
valt: And das not good.
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hyuga: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
valt: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
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valt: We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventurers.
hyuga: That sounds like a challenge.
valt: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
hyuga: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
valt: There is no challenge!
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hikaru: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
hyuga: Yeah-
lain: *kicks in the door*
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hyuga: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.
hikaru: Way to just mess me up on a Tuesday.
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hikaru: Do you even know what an amulet is?
hyuga: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
hikaru: hyuga, those are omelettes.
hyuga: Oh. Then I've got nothing.
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
