more incorrect quotes! i know i haven't been posting much actual stuff other than the incorrect quotes, but more headcanons and stuff will be out soon, so stay tuned for that. anyway, here's incorrect quotes featuring turbo characters!
kyle: i'm not ugly, i'm just aesthetically challenged.
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aiger: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
ranjiro: The final boss.
fubuki: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
aiger: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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ranjiro: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
aiger: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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laban: What's going on?
xavier: aiger wouldn't drink water.
laban: ...And?
xavier: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.
aiger, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!
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*the TV is glitching*
aiger: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
aiger: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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aiger: Some people are like slinkies.
fubuki: What?
aiger: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
fubuki:
fubuki: Please don't push ranjiro down the stairs.
aiger, pushing ranjiro down the stairs: Too late.
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xavier: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
aiger: What's updog?
xavier: laban! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
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xavier: Don't go to the kitchen.
xander: Why?
xavier: I saw a spider.
xander: Well, did you kill it?
xavier: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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ranjiro: You have any sunscreen?
fubuki: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
ranjiro: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanficpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
