featuring: burst/evolution characters! (@Knyslaysfr - with more free this time)
free: lui has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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valt: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.
shu: I would say infinitesimally.
rantaro: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
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akira, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
zac: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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daigo: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
ken: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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valt: Why does shu always do the laundry so loudly?
rantaro: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
shu, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut
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free: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don't set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.
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shu: valt, are you drinking... drinking hydrogen peroxide?!
valt: It says H2O2! That means it's the sequel to water!
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joshua, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?
free, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.
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quon: What do you want for breakfast, xander?
xander: Gay Cheerios.
quon: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!
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xander: Welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
ukyo: Bees?
xander: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
ukyo: Wait-
*quon approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*
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free: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
lui, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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zac: *venting endlessly to orochi about his week*
orochi, every once in a while: *in a monotone voice* Wow, that is so wild.
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silas: Don't say a word.
free: Fergalicious.
silas: free, I said no words.
free: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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free: let's dance
silas: please no not again i can't deal with this
free: i've got the grooves though
silas: and i'll need the bleach after
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YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
