Vendetta against a lupine

The pranks

Snake is the first to wake up. He's groggy, and he doesn't even notice Shark & Piranha on the couch just looking at him with smirks on their faces, waiting for his reaction.

Snake opens the freezer, eager to have his morning push pop. However, he's met with a nasty surprise!

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Snake shrieks, as he quickly slithers a few feet away in shock. However, when he calms down a little, he can hear the snickers of the two aquatic members of the gang.

"You... did you two do this?" Snake hisses.

"Yep!" Shark laughs.

"We got you good Hermano!" Piranha laughs.

Snake sighs. "You guys are really immature."

"Oh, just wait." Piranha chuckles.

This confuses Snake, until he hears Webs yell out.

"WHERE IS ALL MY STUFF!?" Webs shrieks out, she sounds absolutely mortified. This of course causes the 2 fish men to laugh out loud again.

"What is wrong with you two?" Snake asks.

"This is for making fun of us!" Piranha says bluntly.

"Wait what? Come on man we were just kidding around!" Snake says.

"Well it still hurt our feelings!" Shark says.

Just then, Webs crawls out of her room. She seems to have calmed down a bit.

"Where. Is. My. Stuff." She grumbles, hoping someone knows.

"These two took it all away." Snake says.

"What?" Webs angrily asks.

"That's for bullying us!" Shark says.

"It wasn't bullying! We were teasing you! There's a difference." Webs says, clearly annoyed.

"Wait until you see what we have in store for Wolf!" Piranha laughs, completely ignoring the spider.

Just then, Wolf comes out of his room. "Morning guys." He says sleepily.

"Hey Wolfie." Webs replies, worried about what's about to happen.

"Hey buddy." Snake says, also on edge.

As Wolf makes his way towards the kitchen, he turns and notices Shark & Piranha sitting on the couch. "Oh hey guys I didn't know you were back!" Wolf says, more excited.

"Yeah, we decided to return since y'all need us." Shark laughs.

"More like we need each other." Piranha corrects him.

"Heh, well said." Wolf chuckles, as he gets his coffee ready. He notices something new next to the machine.

"What's this?" He asks, as he picks up the jar and shows the rest of the gang.

"Beats me." Webs says.

"I dunno." Snake replies.

"Maybe you should open it?" Shark suggests, earning a chuckle from Piranha. This makes Wolf rise a brow.

"Why?" Wolf asks.

"Uh... because it helps enhance the flavour of your coffee!" Piranha thinks up on a whim.

"Nice save." Shark whispers to him.

"Thanks." Piranha whispers back.

Wolf shrugs. "Well alright then." He opens the jar, letting out all of the stinky gas.

Wolf is so stunned at first he can't even move. But then he snaps out of it. "Oh my god... what is this nasty stuff?" He groans.

"Surprise! You just smelled my gas at full strength for the very first time! You've been lucky all the other incidents, but now you must be truly suffering!" Piranha laughs.

Shark is laughing as well, and even Snake and Webs can't help but find this a little amusing too.

"Okay, I'll give you guys that one!" Snake chuckles.

"Yeah, that one was good." Webs agrees.

"Gee, thanks for having my back guys." Wolf mutters, causing everyone to laugh again.

However, out of the blue, Wolf's eyes roll to the back of his head, and he collapses on the floor.

"Wolf?" Snake says with worry laced in his voice, as he slithers to check on his best bud.

"I take it back this whole situation sucks." Webs says.

Shark & Piranha now feel bad, realizing they've taken things too far.