Vendetta against a lupine

The paralysis poison

Kim & Keanu are at Keanu's place, talking about the hospital visit.

"Ugh. I can't believe that doctor made me stay the night over busted balls!" Keanu complains.

"Quit your whining! Sheesh, you act like a 5 year old! It was for your own good you fool!" Kim scolds him.

"Sheesh, I'm sorry! I just didn't expect it that's all." Keanu protests.

"I know. Look, I just... worry about you. I don't want to lose you like I lost... Shane...." Kim begins to cry.

"Hey, hey, hey! It's going to be okay. I know you miss him dearly, but I promise you. I will make sure that wolf pays the ultimate price for what he did!" Keanu consoles her.

Kim wipes her eyes. "How?"

Keanu chuckles. "What do you mean?"

"Well, we tried fighting them and they seem to be too strong for us to handle, or at the very least we're evenly matched." Kim says sadly.

"You seem to be remembering wrong. You were about to kill one of them, the only reason you had to stop was because of my balls." Keanu reminds her.

"Yeah, and guess who did that? It was small fish guy. Piranha I think? Whatever. The point is, we shouldn't underestimate them." Kim says.

"And we won't. But all we need to do is be prepared, and luckily, I happen to be just the right kind of guy for that." Keanu chuckles, then walks over to retrieve a jar filled with a mysterious looking green liquid that's glowing.

"What the hell is that?" Kim asks.

"That, my vengeful friend, is a paralytic poison. I whipped it up a few months ago for something else, but then I changed my mind. Whatever, what I'm trying to say is, I think there's no sense in letting this stuff go to waste. I know a way we can use it for your revenge." Keanu grins.

Kim is impressed. "Oooh, I love the sound of that."

"I knew you would. Now, I was thinking I just coat some of this stuff on the tip of your blade, so whenever you strike someone they become completely paralyzed! Then you can do whatever you want!" Keanu laughs wickedly.

"Honestly if I wasn't so distracted with my desire for revenge that would sound so hot." Kim chuckles.

"And that's not even the best part. I also pre-made a couple paralysis antidotes, and whoever drinks these will become permanently immune to the effects of paralysis." Keanu says, holding up 2 bottles of pink liquid.

"Let's drink them now, then." Kim suggests.

"Certainly." Keanu agrees. They both drink the antidotes, which now means they will never be effected by paralysis!

"Heh, now no one can use this against us." Keanu says with a sly grin.

"You have proven to be a valuable team mate, Keanu. The samurai martial artist and the brainiac mad scientist. Together, we are unstoppable!" Kim laughs.

"Hell yeah! Those stupid ex-criminals will regret crossing us!" Keanu snickers, then let's out a loud burp, causing both him and Kim to burst out laughing.