Vendetta against a lupine

A deadly miscalculation

We see the gang speeding down the streets of L.A., with, of course, Wolf behind the wheel.

"Alright Webs, where's this crazy lady at?" Wolf asks.

"Hang on. I'll pinpoint the location of her cellphone." Webs says as she types away at her tiny laptop.

"Hey, there's another thing you can do! Sure, you may not be able to physically contribute to the battle, but without you we wouldn't even know where to find her!" Shark says in an attempt to lift the arachnid's spirits.

"Heh, thanks Sharkie." Webs says, appreciating the tiny but impactful gesture. Shark smiles in response.

"You know, I have an idea! Maybe I could try farting on her!" Piranha laughs.

"Heh, that would do it alright." Wolf chuckles.

"Tell me about it." Snake says, wincing at the thought.

"Alright guys, I have her location! She's just a few blocks away, in an... alleyway?" Webs says with suspicion.

"Aw hell naw! That seems way too suspicious. It's like she's... waiting for us?" Shark says with fear.

"That's ridiculous, how would she even know we're coming?" Snake scoffs.

"You never know Hermano, don't underestimate her intelligence." Piranha warns.

"Piranha's right, she has a lot of skills, kind of have to be smart to learn all that." Wolf says.

"Pfft, okay I get it. Sheesh." Snake says while rolling his eyes. This causes everyone to chuckle.

"Oh, wait I see her!" Shark exclaims, causing everyone to look at where his fin is pointing. Wolf slows down the car.

The gang can all see her just standing in an alleyway next to a dumpster, and she already has her katana out!

"Okay... that's not concerning at all." Webs says sarcastically.

"Heh, relax. We got this!" Snake says.

"I wouldn't be so sure man..." Shark says.

"Relax big tuna!" The serpent retorts.

"No, Shark's right. We shouldn't be too cocky." Wolf says.

"Whatever, let's just get this over with!" Piranha says.

Kim sees Wolf park his car, and the gang is with him as well.

"Well, well, well. Looks like the not so big bad wolf got scared and brought along his little friends!" Kim taunts with a smirk.

"Right, because we're just gonna let you kill him!" Webs scoffs.

"And what exactly is the itsy bitsy spider going to do about it?" Kim laughs.

"She'll hack your electronics!" Piranha says.

"Hey, I remember you! You're that little fish guy I kicked in the face! And I see you brought your fatass friend with you again!" Kim snickers.

"Why you little..." Shark begins, before being interrupted.

"And who might this be? I don't recognize you." Kim asks, looking at Snake.

"Your worst nightmare, lady." Snake says with a deadpan expression.

"Oh, so the scaley noodle is going to be my worst nightmare! Whatever shall I do! Oh, I know!" Kim then quickly swings her sword at Snake!

However, Snake is luckily able to dodge it no problem with his sneaky slithering skills.

"Well, you're pretty good at evasion I see... however, try to evade this!" She then charges at him with her katana pointed right at his head!

However, this time she gets hit in the side and knocked to the ground. It was Shark!

"Leave him alone, witch!" The brave larger fish says.

Kim quickly gets up and dusts herself off. She scoffs. "Well, I suppose being huge has it's fair share of advantages."

"So does being small!" Webs says, as she bites down on Kim's cheek.

"Owww! I guess the itsy bitsy spider did something after all!" Kim yelps in pain.

"Because I'm small, I was able to sneak up on you without you noticing!" Webs says.

"Notice this you little shit!" Kim says, then picks Webs up and throws her!

The gang all look wide eyed as she flies through the air! However, Wolf quickly takes action.

"Hang on Webs! I've got you!" He says, as he races to catch his small but valuable friend. He manages to catch her just before she was about to fall into the sewers through the manhole!

"Phew... thanks Wolfie!" Webs sighs in relief.

"No problem buddy." Wolf says with a smile.

"Alright enough sappy stuff! Let's continue fighting!" Kim protests. Kim is about to charge at Wolf while he's distracted with Webs, until Snake intervenes!

"Oh no you don't!" The serpent hisses angrily, then quickly coils himself around Kim!

"Yeah, go Snakey!" Wolf cheers for his best friend.

"Alright guys, hurry up and attack her! She's harder to hold than I expected!" Snake grunts, almost seeming to be in pain.

However, before anyone can move in, Snake gets shot with a taser!

"Snake, no!" Wolf cries out. Snake is seen shaking on the floor in pain.

"You motherfuckers!" Piranha says with anger, then farts towards Kim and the mysterious figure with the taser.

However, to everyone's dismay, it doesn't affect them! Kim laughs. "Oh, please. You think that stupid little parlour trick would work on us? Pathetic."

Suddenly, the figure emerges from the shadows, taser still in hand. "Yeah, that's right! That would never take us down!"

"Keanu Reeves?" Wolf, Webs, Shark & Piranha all say in unison, clearly shocked.

"What the fuck?" Snake says looking up at him, still on the floor in pain.