Vendetta against a lupine

Prank gone wrong aftermath

Wolf wakes up to find himself in a hospital bed. He slowly lifts his head and groans. "Ugh. What the hell happened? Where am I?"

Snake turns to see his best bud has finally awoken. "Wolf! How are you feeling?"

Wolf turns to see Snake's concerned look on his face. "I... don't feel anything."

Snake is taken aback. "What do you mean?"

"I don't know, I just... it's like I literally can't feel any emotions right now." Wolf says.

"That's weird... I wonder how that's even possible?" Snake ponders.

Just then, Wolf snaps. "How the fuck should I know?"

Snake is in shock. "Woah buddy... calm down alright?"

Wolf snaps out of it. "Shit... Snakey I'm sorry! I... I don't know what came over me... I can't control my emotions right now."

"It's okay buddy, I can't blame you after what you went through." Snake says, causing Wolf to smile. However, he then looks around to see no one else is there.

"Wait a minute... where are the others?" Wolf asks with confusion.

"Oh, they stayed at home because they figured it'd be best if it was just me and you for now." Snake answers.

Wolf snaps again. "What the fuck? Those pieces of shit! Why I oughta... if I ever get my paws on them I'll tear them apart! Mwahahahahaha!"

Snake is now officially scared. "Buddy? Are you okay?"

Wolf just laughs like a maniac. "Oh, I've never been better Snakey! I've never felt so alive! What do you say me and you go for a little stroll? Run over some folks and perhaps even steal some candy from babies! Does that sound good buddy?"

"Okay... jokes over pal. It's not funny anymore." Snake deadpans.

"Oh, but I've never been more serious in my life! It's like I've finally awakened to who I truly am deep inside! Ooooh it feels so good! I can't wait to cause havoc all around the city!" Wolf grins evilly.

"Wolf... I'm begging you. Please stop." Snake pleads.

However, Wolf just chuckles. "Heh, and why would I do that? Why should I go back to my boring life with all of you pathetic morons? At least you were more tolerable than those other losers, but you still need to step it up a bit. You aren't evil enough, my friend!" Wolf laughs.

Snake is now batshit terrified. "Okay buddy... I'm going to go get a doctor now, alight?" He turns and begins to slither away, however he is caught in Wolf's grasp.

"You aren't going anywhere BUD." Wolf chuckles. Snake struggles to get free.

"Wolf! Let go right now or I swear to god I will bite you!" He threatens.

"You don't scare me, stupid noodle!" Wolf scoffs.

Snake doesn't want to hurt his best friend, even if he's acting crazy right now. However, he has to get out of here, so he reluctantly turns around and bites Wolf's paw.

"Owww!" Wolf begins to lick his paw in a desperate yet futile attempt to stop the pain.

"I warned you." Snake says with malice.

Wolf looks up at Snake, and laughs again. "Hehehe. You've got guts, I'll give you that. Lucky for you, I could use a guy like you to work with. If you say yes, I'll forgive you for biting me. What do you say, pal?" Wolf extends his paw towards Snake.

"Yeah, I'll pass. You are royally crazy! You need help buddy! And I'm going to get you that help." Snake says, as he quickly slithers away.

"Oh no you don't!" Wolf growls, as he chases after Snake through the hospital hallway.

"Help! My best friend had gone psycho!" Snake yells, as the hospital staff in the area look in confusion and fear to see Snake getting chased by a very angry looking Wolf.

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Snake goes to the front desk near the entrance of the hospital. "Help! My friend has gone nuts!"

"What is going on?" A random female nurse asks.

"My friend he... he's completely lost it! I think he needs some serious mental help!" Snake pleads.

A middle aged male doctor comes to the rescue. "Don't worry sir, I'll handle this." He then pulls out... a dart gun!

"Woah! What are you doing?" Snake asks worryingly.

The doctor turns to face Snake. "Don't worry, it won't hurt him. Well, not much at least. This is just to put him to sleep temporarily so we can restrain him."

Snake then gets suspicious. "Wait a minute... you seem awfully prepared for something so last minute. Did you... know this would happen?"

"Uh... well. To be honest... we just wanted to be prepared. You know... having a wolf in the hospital and all." The doctor reluctantly admits.

Snake scoffs. "Typical, you people always have to assume the worst with us animals!"

However, the doctor gets a little annoyed. "Now is not the time! We must focus. Your friend will surely be here soon.... Wait a minute how did you get away so fast anyway?"

Snake chuckles. "Oh, luckily there was some crazy guy up there who thought Wolf was a dog, and wanted to smother him with pets. Poor guy's probably very badly injured now, but at least I was able to get away! Besides, what better place to be injured than right here in a hospital?"

The doctor laughs. "Heh, true enough."

Just then, a distant door slams open, and Snake and the doctor look down the hall to see Wolf, growling, and sprinting towards them, knocking everyone out of the way.

"Oh shit, here he comes!" Snake exclaims.

"Don't worry, I'm prepared for this. I may be a doctor but I also have training in animal control. Er... no offence." The doctor says.

"None taken. I know this is a serious situation and you are right. Now is not the time to be petty." Snake replies.

The doctor nods in appreciation. However, the moment of understanding is cut short since Wolf has now stopped just a few feet away from them.

"Well well well, look what we have here. Snake has now turned to a HUMAN of all things for help. How far you have fallen my serpentine friend!" Wolf chuckles.

"Wolf... please. Snap out of it! I know you are in there somewhere. Please don't let the evil take over!" Snake begs.

However, Wolf just laughs. "Take over? You make it sound like it's a disease or virus or something. Please, I want this! I already told you, I've never felt so alive! I feel more free than ever before! All my life... people have misjudged me and assumed I was a monster for who or what I am. Well, I guess they were right! It's time to break free."

Snake starts to tear up a bit. "Do it, doc."

The doctor nods and pulls the trigger, shooting Wolf in the arm. He then collapses and is fast asleep.

"I'll get him tied up. Don't worry, we won't let him do anything horrible. You go on home now okay?" The doctor recommends.

Snake smiles weakly and agrees. "Yeah. Thanks, doc."