Vendetta against a lupine

An obvious trap

Kim & Keanu are at Kim's place this time around. Kim is annoyed.

"Ugh... it's been 8 weeks! What is taking so long! Why haven't they left their hideout?" Kim complains.

"I have no idea. Why don't we just go to their hideout?" Keanu asks.

Kim scoffs. "Because we don't know where it is! Sheesh, I thought you were supposed to be the smart one."

"I am, just not in that way." Keanu defends.

"I can tell. Anyway, I forgot to ask you something." Kim begins.

"What is it?" Keanu responds, wondering what her question could be.

"How long does the paralysis last?" Kim asks.

"Well, it honestly varies from victim to victim, it could last as little as 1 hour to as long as 6 months!" Keanu chuckles darkly.

"Damn... nice! You know, after all of this is sorted out, maybe I'll make you feel good, if you catch my drift." Kim implies with a wink.

"Oooooh, I'd love that." Keanu responds with a smirk.

"I bet you would. But more importantly, I can't wait for those fools to leave. I just want to get this over with." Kim says, clearly annoyed.

"Well, why don't we bait them? Draw them out." Keanu suggests.

Kim seems intrigued. "I like it. But what did you have in mind?"

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Meanwhile, back at the hideout.

"Guys, guys! I have some exciting news!" Webs says all giddy like.

"What's up Webs?" Wolf asks.

"Well, I just got a notification for free ice cream down by the park a few blocks away from here with the giant fountain!" Webs says with a huge smile on her face.

"Wait, do they have push pops?" Snake asks.

"Hang on... yep! They have 'em alright!" Webs says after scrolling down a bit, much to the delight of Snake and Shark.

"Okay, we definitely have to go!" Shark exclaims.

"For sure! What the hell are we waiting for guys?" Piranha says, almost sounding a little annoyed.

"Well, it does sound fun and delicious... but I just..." Wolf begins, as he looks down a bit.

"What's up buddy?" Snake asks.

"It's just... something doesn't feel right about this. It feels like it could be a trap..." Wolf says.

"You're just being paranoid man!" Shark chuckles.

"Yeah! Besides, even if it is a trap, we've got all these cool Kung Fu skills now!" Piranha exclaims.

"No, no... he's right guys... this is odd." Webs says, agreeing with Wolf.

"That's true... like who would just give ice cream away for free? And why send out notifications to random people?" Snake points out.

"Hmm... true." Piranha says, starting to see how fishy it is. (Yes I did that on purpose lol)

"Fair enough... but still! It's ice cream! Isn't it more than worth the risk?" Shark says, clearly still determined to enjoy a free frozen treat.

"Well... alright. Let's go. But we have to be very careful about this..." Wolf huffs as he gets his keys ready.

"Yes!" Piranha shouts.

"Let's go!" Shark yells.

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"Is this really gonna work?" Kim asks.

"Come on, who can resist free ice cream?" Keanu says with a chuckle.

"Okay, that's fair." Kim says slightly amused.

Sure enough, they see the familiar black car of the infamous Bad Guys arrive at the park.

"Okay, quick! Let's get into position!" Kim says.

"Right!" Keanu agrees. And they both go into their respective hiding spots.

A few moments later, the gang all arrive at the area that Kim and Keanu want them to be.

"Okay... we are definitely walking into a trap... I don't see any ice cream anywhere!" Wolf says, a little panicked.

"Calm down buddy, we'll just fight off whoever did this with our new martial arts skills!" Snake says.

"That's right! Whoop-bam!" Webs exclaims.

"Hell yeah man!" Shark says.

"You better believe it Hermano." Piranha says enthusiastically.

"How am I the only paranoid one here?" Wolf asks.

"Because you overthink things. It comes with being a genius planner. Drawbacks yo." Shark says with a slight smirk.

"Yeah, yeah. Cute." Wolf chuckles.

"Guys shh! I think I hear something!" Webs says.

"I heard it too." Snake says.

"Guys, look!" Piranha points to Kim and Keanu just several feet away beside some trees they were hiding behind.

Wolf gasps. "I should've known it would be you two maniacs. What, abusing us the first time wasn't enough for you?"

Kim laughs. "Please. Don't you realize by now that I'm never stopping until I get my revenge? Your as good as dead, mutt!"

"That's right! And you all will go down with him!" Keanu cackles.

"Who is this clown again anyway?" Shark scoffs.

"The kind of clown who knows how to do things you can't even fathom!" Keanu retorts.

"Whatever." Piranha says with a chuckle.

"Why you little..." Keanu scoffs.

"Ignore these fools, Keanu. Let's get this thing started." Kim says with a smirk as she unsheathes her katana.

"Oh, fuck... not that thing again!" Wolf says with wide eyes.

Kim chuckles. "That's right... and I'm coming for you... little doggie!"

"Bring it!" Wolf says with a confident smile.

Wolf turns around and says to the other guys, "Don't worry guys. I've got this. You all go handle Keanu."

"What? Are you nuts! I'm fighting with you! And I won't take no for an answer!" Snake protests.

Wolf thinks for a moment. "Alright, alright, but be careful!"

"Always." Snake grins.

"Guess that's means we got tater head over there." Webs says looking at Keanu.

"I heard that!" Keanu scoffs.

"Good." Webs responds.

"Let's do this!" The gang all say to each other before charging towards their opponents. It's Wolf & Snake VS Kim and Webs, Shark, & Piranha VS Keanu.