The rest of the gang all wake up to see Wolf & Snake cuddling each other on the couch.
"Wolfie? Snake? What are you two doing?" Webs asks.
Wolf & Snake turn around with shocked expressions on their faces. "Oh, uh, hehe, hey Webs! We were just..." Wolf is struggling to find the words.
"Fucking." Snake says bluntly.
"Snake!" Wolf scolds him, as Webs, Shark & Piranha laugh.
"What? No sense in hiding it! It's obvious me and you have had a thing for each other, and it just makes sense! We both had similar pasts, have a lot of common interests, and we also both happen to be members of the lgbtq+ community!" Snake chuckles.
"I still didn't want them to know!" Wolf argues, blushing hard. The others laugh some more.
"Wolfie, it's fine. Really, we don't care." Webs chuckles.
"Yeah man, if anything I think it's kind of cute!" Shark says.
"Really?" Wolf asks, still skeptical.
"Hell yeah Hermano. You two are meant for each other. It's actually good that you finally embraced that." Piranha says.
Snake smirks. "See? Told ya so!"
Wolf rolls his eyes and chuckles. "Yeah, yeah. Well, anyway, thanks guys, for your blessings and all that. Hehe."
"Of course man." Shark says.
"Anytime." Webs says.
"For sure chico." Piranha says.
Snake then decides to get serious. "Alright, well this was fun and all, but we should really get back down to business. What are we going to do about Wolf's situation? How should we handle those 2 whack jobs?"
"I could eat them?" Shark asks.
"I wish it were that simple, but these are skilled people we are talking about here. I doubt they are just going to stand around and allow themselves to be eaten alive." Webs says.
"I could drink a shit load of energy drinks and go super saiyan speed mode like that squirrel from over the hedge!" Piranha says.
"You'd have a heart attack. Too risky." Wolf says.
"I could strangle one of them while Shark pins down the other?" Snake suggests.
"Eh, that could work, but we need to be absolutely sure about what we are going to do before we move forward." Webs warns.
"That's true, last time was way too close a call!" Pirahna says.
"Hey, I have an idea that might actually work." Shark says.
"What is it?" Wolf asks.
"Well, that lady with the sword knows martial arts right? And that crazy man seems to know his way with weapons. So, why don't we teach ourselves a thing or two about what they know? That way we might be able to counter them, effectively beating them at their own game!" Shark says excited about his idea.
"But how exactly are we gonna do that?" Snake asks.
"That's an easy one Hermano, we just watch martial arts tutorials on YouTube!" Piranha says.
"No, what I mean is, how are we going to copy the moves? We're animals, not humans. All those tutorials are going to be humans teaching humans." Snake scoffs.
"I have a solution to that. Kung Fu Panda." Wolf says.
"What?" Snake asks.
"Yeah, that movie with the panda who learns Kung Fu in ancient china and defeats a snow leopard? Surely you must've at least heard of it." Wolf says.
"Yes, yes, I've heard of it. I've even seen the movie a few times, one of my favourites tbh. But what I mean is, how the hell is that supposed to help us?" Snake asks.
"Well, inspiration! We see how the animals in the movie are able to learn Kung Fu, so why can't we?" Wolf says with a smirk.
Snake is taken aback. "Well... I suppose that's true. But still, how are we supposed to get that good so fast?"
"Determination!" Wolf says.
Snake deadpans. "Look buddy, you're sexy as hell, but boy you can be quite a himbo at times."
Wolf just chuckles at this. "Oh, come on Snakey! Guys, help me out here please?"
"Wolfie's right, Snakey. This is a really good idea." Webs says.
"I agree as well." Shark says.
"As do I." Piranha says.
"Thank you! Now, all we have to do is take inspiration from the characters based on our species! So, for example, Webs would fight like Mantis, Snake, you'd fight like Viper, hmm. But then again, the next three are kind of tricky. I guess I could try and copy Tigress, while Piranha follows along with Monkey, and Shark, well he would fight like Po." Wolf says.
"What about Crane?" Piranha asks.
"Well, we don't have any winged animals on our team so I left him out. We also don't have a red panda or tortoise so... no Shifu or Oogway copies either." Wolf says.
"Awww." Piranha pouts.
"It's okay man, we can still have fun while we train!" Shark says, trying to cheer up his smaller fish friend.
"That's true, might as well make this as entertaining as possible if we really have to do this." Webs says.
"Aw, crap. I smell an 80's training montage coming." Snake says, dreading if he's right. Sure enough, we see a montage of the gang all training day and night to perfect their techniques and respective battle styles.
*8 weeks later.*
Wolf is sweating a lot, along with the other gang members.
"Phew, that was intense. But we are finally ready to face those maniacs!" Wolf says, then takes a swig out of his water bottle.
"Yeah, and it was a good thing we had a stock load of supplies so we never had to leave the hideout the whole time we were training!" Webs adds.
"Amen to that." Wolf chuckles. The gang all hug each other for a job well done.
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Vendetta against a lupine
FanficWolf causes a causality which results in a family member getting pissed and bloodthirsty for revenge.
