Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, after swapping teams, Courtney, James, and Duncan were stuck living with the enemy *Chuckles*. "But, while Courtney was given the cold shoulder by every Villain except Scott, Duncan got a Hero's welcome so warm, it made him question his own bad boyhood." "At challenge time, giant pancakes were gobbled down and, in a few cases, thrown right back up thanks to a barftacular obstacle course; *Laughs* way to re-swallow, Bro." "And, aura reader Dawn got a little...smoochy with sarcastic James, turning him from a calm and reasonable person to a shy guy." *Laughs* Way to man up there, Jimbo! In the end, Owen scored big for the Heroes, once again sending the Villains to Loserville, and Anne Maria, who barfed it up big time before even TOUCHING the pancakes, took a particularly gruesome Flush o' Shame. "Only fourteen players remain; which one of them is gonna take a circle-y swim in the big porcelain bowl?" Will the Villains FINALLY score themselves a victory? Find out right here, right now, on Total– Drama– All-Stars!
Audience POV
Inside the girl's side of the loser's cabin, Heather looks extremely annoyed, while Courtney looks happy for once.
Courtney: *Sighs happily* You know what? I am actually happy that Pasty McJerkface isn't here for the night. I could use a night away from her.
Heather: 😒 Great, we're all so happy, happy, happy! Now go to bed!
Courtney: "I don't see how those Heroes could possibly see any good in her evil, poorly moisturized pores!" They SHOULD be kissing MY boots! I was the one who pulled their sorry butts all the way to victory!
Heather groans in anger as she slams her pillow over her head.
*Start of Confessional: Heather*
Heather: "*In a fetal position* Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup–"
*Start of Confessional: Courtney*
Courtney: "Wow, I never thought I'd say it, but I'm actually GLAD it was just Heather and I. I can't believe she listened to my ranting all night. It is just so therapeutic to vent about Gwen's EVILNESS!!"
*Start of Confessional: Heather*
Heather: "Shutupshutup, SHUT UP!!! *Groans* At least with GWEN it was quiet! COURTNEY went on a thirty six page lecture on how Gwen's hair looks like moldy bread...which doesn't sound so bad right now; maybe it'll kill me so I don't have to hear any more of Bored-ney!!!"
*End of Confessional*
In the boy's side of the loser cabin, Alejandro looks annoyed while Scott seems relaxed.
Alejandro: ¡Ay por el amor de Dios! It still astounds me how long she can rant for.
Alejandro then notices that Scott isn't even bothered one bit.
Alejandro: How are you not annoyed by this?
Scott: Hmm? Eh, at this point, I'm immune to it. Back on the farm, we had to listen to Pappy whine for eight hours while he was passing kidney stones.
Alejandro: *Shivers in digust*
*Start of Confessional: Alejandro*
Alejandro: "And once again, I am stuck with the 'gentleman' of the team; how is that even possible?"
*End of Confessional*
Scott: "Besides, Courtney's actually kinda cute when she's mad."
Alejandro: *Intrigued* You don't say?
Scott: Hell yeah! Hey, you were with her in Season Three; what is she like?
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TDWT/AS: Contestant James
FanfictionOne year after winning Total Drama Action, James and the other contestants learned about Total Drama World Tour, which none of 'Em was going to be competing in, but the others who didn't come with them were. How will things turn out for James, and w...
