Doors oneshots ( DISCONTINUED )

|Incorrect quotes cuz why not|

What? Me? Addicted to incorrect quotes generator? Pffffft, never ever.
*throws away my other two books where I already did those*

Figure: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Seek: I do have a sense of humor you know
Figure: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Seek: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Figure: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Seek: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Figure: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Seek: Mind your language!
Figure: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Seek:
Figure: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Figure: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Seek: Alright, what's 30x17?
Figure: 47
Seek: That's not even close.
Figure: But it was fast.

Guiding Light, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Curious Light.
Curious Light: How did you do that without turning around?
Guiding Light: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Guiding Light: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Curious Light's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Guiding Light: Curious Light... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Curious Light: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Guiding Light:
Guiding Light: I wrote sanitize, Curious Light.

Guiding Light: I can explain.
Shadow: Can you?
Guiding Light: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Guiding Light: *Gently taps table*
Shadow: *Taps back*
Glitch: What are they doing?
Curious Light: Morse code.
Guiding Light: *Aggressively taps table*
Shadow: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Guiding Light: Can I be frank with you guys?
Shadow: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Glitch: Can I still be Glitch?
Curious Light: Shh, let Frank speak.

Curious Light: I think we're missing something.
Shadow: Teamwork?
Glitch: Cohesion?
Guiding Light: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Shadow: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Guiding Light: You’re a hazard to society
Glitch: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Guiding Light: Shadow and I don’t use pet names.
Glitch: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Guiding Light: Honey?
Shadow: Yes, dear?
Guiding Light:
Glitch: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Shadow: Guiding Light, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Guiding Light: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Shadow: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Glitch.

Guiding Light: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Shadow: If?
Glitch: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Rush: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Ambush: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

Rush: So that’s my plan.
Ambush: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Rush: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Ambush: It fucking sucks.
Rush: That’s not constructive criticism.

Rush: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Ambush: You need to stop.

Screech: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Dupe: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Rush: In that case, we're definitely lost.