A book written by a middle schooler: my embarrassment that I can't part from

Danisnotonfire

After a day of talking about J Law, Benedict and Kyras cousin Benedict Cumberbatch. Everyone decided that they should go sight seeing.

"What do you want to do? Big Ben, Westminister Abbey, the London Eye..," Julia rhymed off a few more options. "Yeah... I want to look for someone famous!" Laura said. "Well, Geneva could get Jennifer Lawrence here, but she's filming... So, hmm..." she pondered for a moment while we looked at her. "Guys, I know Dan Howell! He counts as a celebrity right?!" Kyra said. Holy SHIT! "Dan! As in the Youtube star Danisnotonfire?! My FAVOURITE Youtuber! He is my life!!!! THIS! Oh Jemimah! Ahhh!!!!" He must love me... I thought evily.

"Okay, well...... Maybe we could go meet him..." Kyra said tentitavly, then muttered, "If you don't find him, kill him, then make a fucking skin suit out of him." "Off and away!" I yelled, and ran forward. "Um, Claire? It's over here." Kyra pointed backwards.

We knocked on an apartment door and I legit no joke was jumping up and down. A guy with side sweep brown hair opened the door. "Omg. Omg. You. Are. Danisnotonfire!!! You're Dan!!!" I ran and hugged him. Julia ran up "In 8th grade me and Claire named an ant after you!" She smiled, then slowly started to frown, realizing that that isn't an accomplishment. "Oh my god, what has my life come to. I was named after an ant." He looked like he was overcome with sadness. "Hey, what about philisnotonfire 10. Yeah!" Laura said trying to break the silence. "

"KYRA CACTUS!" Dan yelled. "Hey Dan. How is Phil?"Kyra said nonchalantly. "Kyra. You've been holding out on me. I'll hate you forever." I said. I could hold a grudge like nobody's business. "I've only known you for about 13 hours!" I stuck out my tongue. "Ily!" Kyra said. Legit no joke she said Ily. Not I love you, ily. Okay Kyra, I see.

We were seated on Dans couch, which I hate to admit, I smelled a little. Okay, I'm creepy! But, I don't regret anything. I walked to where I assumed the bathroom was, wait...I'm totally not a stalker, and I know the layout of his apartment... Pfft... me?! I'm so weird, I thought.

I reached out to touch the light, when Kyra scared me. I don't mean, Boo! I scared you, but, she grabbed my hand, and, legit no joke scared the shit out of me, I told you I had to go to the washroom.

Damn, I'm turning into my grade 6 self, I've said legit no joke 3 times already. I realized that would have been EXACTLY what I would do to someone, I knew her weird personality reminded me of someone! She scared me...

This means war, someday, I'll get my revenge... one day... MWAHAHAHA!!