A book written by a middle schooler: my embarrassment that I can't part from

The End of Prank Wars

Our plan wasn't so much a prank, as it was an actual crime, I'm not joking, we could've been arrested. Our plan was to kidnap the significant others of certain Team Sucka members and hold them for ransom till the end of Prank wars.

We were going to kidnap Jennifer, Benedict, and Olga, and Laura didn't have someone cause Laura is a lonely small granny, so we just kidnapped Lucas too.

We put back on our paint covered burgled masks, (That's right, I'm bringing the masks back) and tiptoed down the hall, which was about 20 feet.

Emilie again used her ninja skills to break open the door, without a sound.

Julia opened her mouth to talk when Kwai slapped his hand on her face. In the living room in front of us, were all the members of Team Sucka, Laura included, passed out.

From the looks of the numerous beer cans on the ground, the pool of half dried vomit in the corner and a half naked Geneva, they had been drinking and are now in a drunken slumber.

We all quickly grabbed the arms and legs of our victims and lifted them back to our apartment, into the office.

THE NEXT MORNING:
We heard the screams from Geneva first, "Jennifer!? She's gone! Where? Who? When?" I heard some more noises of distress and confusion. Before the phone rang.

"Hey! It's my pal Kyra!" "Where are they?" she said through her gritted teeth. "Wait? Who? Stop the torturing Julia, I can't hear my bitch beg!" I smirked. "We will give them back when prank wars is over and Team R.U.N. declared Champions!" "Over my dead body." she grunted. " P.S. follow us on Instagram @TeamR.U.N for updates on the hostages. K den! BYEYEEEE!"

I walked into the office to find all the hostages gagged. "Oh, great touch. Here smile for the camera!" I pulled out my phone for the Instagram photo. And poor naive sweet Olga, did a YOLO sign on her face. I guess You Only Live Once right? Ha very funny Claire.

"Wait? Where's Lucas?" everyone shrugged, and we all heard a scream from the bathroom. I ran over, if someone was killed, I'd have my ass sued off.

Luckily, it was only Emilie shaving a weeping Lucas's head... Wait... WHAT? "Holy shitballs Emilie has gone rogue." she looked up, sweat in her face, "He was mouthing off, I thought we could kick it up a knotch." I just slowly backed the heck out of there. If I wasn't placed at the scene of the crime, I couldn't be arrested.

4 HOURS LATER:
The phone rang suddenly, it woke me from my nap. "Yello." it was Geneva on the other line. "Hey Claire! Listen, we've been talking, and we think it's best to end prank wars and declare Team R.U.N. Winners, for the safety of mankind, and the earth and Equality and Global warming, and terrorist attacks...." "You want J Law back right?" "I really miss her." she said desperately.

We returned back the hostages and threw a party marking the end of Prank Wars. There were card games, boasting of the winners, everyone felt Lucas's buzz cut curtosy of Emilie, beer and Taking 5, which Lucas, Olga Benedict and Jennifer hadn't seen.

We all told them how great it was, and to my surprise, Kwai spoke up and said, "It's actually is pretty good." he looked over and smiled at me.

He had liked it for ME! I smiled back and he laughed. A little piece of me melted, right there.