A book written by a middle schooler: my embarrassment that I can't part from

Funny Moments

July 30:

We were all walking through the park, to get to the theater. I started walking backwards to talk to my friends, "Guys, Mamma Mia is going to be awesome! Come on! It starts in..." I turned around and walked into a tree. "OMG! Claire are you okay?" Geneva asked frantically "You just ran into a tree!" Kyra laughed. "Correction I walked into the tree." I said.

August 2:

We were eating breakfast, as usual, with the others, we were eating pancakes and bacon! Yum! When suddenly, there was a knock at the door. I jumped up, among my comrades and walked over and open it. "Hello?" I asked, opening the door. There was no one there, I closed the door and walked back over to my friends. They all had weird looked on their faces. Just as I was about to sit down, there was more knocking. Again there was no one there. This happened about 10 more times, before my friends were laughing, "What?" I asked. "Claire, I was knocking on the table the whole time!!!" Kyra burst out. Everyone knocked on the table and laughed. "Fuck you all." I said.

August 7:

Kwai and I were having some alone time if you know what I mean, on the kitchen island. We had payed Julia to keep everyone away for 2 hours. When I heard a gasp. I looked over and Maurice was standing at the door of the kitchen grocery bags in his arms. "Yikes!" I yelled. We just stood there for a full 10 seconds while Maurice slowly backed out of the room.

Flashback to Prank Wars:

So one day after going on a nice date, Kwai and I snuck past all of our friends and into the bedroom, I guess we can be ninjas (Take that Emilie!), and on the middle of one of our heated make out sessions Kwai hit a lamp and it crashed on the floor. You must know, many people were on edge about the whole prank wars thing, we continued kissing and after hearing a bit of whispering from outside of the room, the door was kicked down, revealing my R.U.N. team members with various buckets and pots. Before they realized it was us, Julia yelled "Attack!" And we were covered in sponges, fruit, and pasta sauce? "Sorry, we thought you were team Sucka..." Abby said shyly.

August 10:

We were walking to my favorite restaurant... McDonalds, when I had a revelation. I whispered to all my friends, who nodded back. in the middle of McDonalds, I stood up and sang, "If you wanna be my lover! You gotta get with my friends! Make it last forever!" Everyone got on their tables around the room. "'Cause friendship never ends!" We were running away from security, singing, "Soooooo, here's the story from A-Z, you wanna get with me..." When we were dragged out with out Happy Meals, we finished the song. Needless to say, we can't go within 20 feet of a McDonalds in England, and we got booked for a Bar Mitzfah.

August 12:

I was just minding my own business, watching Gossip Girl, when all my friends ran up behind me, and started riping cotton by my ears. Cotton ripping, is the one thing I can't stand in this world. I fell to the groung covering my head for a solid 15 minutes, to see my friends had hijacked the TV to watch Friends.

Wow, we are super immature.