My morning started off boring as shit. got up, got dressed, brushed my teeth, and left the house.
i stepped out the front door to make my way to the treehouse and see a cat. a little black and white tuxedo cat, with big green eyes and a bushy tail. it meows and i just stare. for some reason im enchanted by this cat, like it has the answers to all my problems printed on its fur and i have to examine every square inch of it. eventually it makes a noise similar to a pigeon and struts away, leaving me with a feeling of emptiness and blandness.
ddd-dd-d-d
Chris opens the hatch and gives me the cutest damn smile, I sit down next to Chris and look at the cards he's holding. He giggles a little then starts to speak,
"How do you know a Frenchmens been in your backyard?", He pauses and looks around
Teddy furrows his brows, "Hey, I'm French, alright?"
Gordie lets out a snort, "You're no more French than I am, dumbass!", we laugh and Chris finally answers the jokes,
"Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant!"
We all bust out laughing, I didn't really understand the joke but Teddy's reaction was what I was really laughing at, "Didn't I JUST say I was French?!"
I giggled and took the cigarette hanging from Chris' mouth, took a puff of it, and blew it into Teddy's face, he viciously swatted it away, "Yeah, but you gotta admit, that one was pretty funny.", Chris smiled down at me and gave me a small hug around the waist.
A few minutes pass of us talking when we hear a symphony of uncoordinated knocks coming from the trap door.
"That's not the secret knock!", I say as I don't even glance up from my magazine
"I forget the secret knock! Lemme in!"
"Vern.", we all say with slight smirks as Chris moves the make-shift table off and Teddy opens the door.
"Oh man! Oh guys! You guys aren't gonna believe it! This is unbelievable! It's amazing! But- " he lets out a huge huff as he sits down,
"-but lemma catch my breath first.... I ran all the way from my house."
"I RAN ALL THE WAY HOME!", we all burst out into song with smiles galore,
"Aw, come on guys listen! Please guys, this is so boss-",
"JUST TO SAY IM SORRYYYYYYY!"
Vern sighs as he leans back and crosses his arms, "Forget it, I don't gotta tell you nothin."
Chris holds his arms as to silence us, "Alright, Vern. What is it, man?"
Vern perks up, "Alright, we'll this is really boss. Sincerely-"
"I RAN ALL THE WAY HOMEEEE!"
"Screw you guys!"
I start to feel bad for Vern after a little bit of picking on him,
"Alright, dicks shut it! What's up, Vern?", Vern gives me a smile before continuing on with his story.
"Well, can you guys camp out tonight?"
We look at each other confused, but reluctantly say we can.
"Ok, good! So,-", Vern was cut off by Chris and Teddy arguing over their dumb card game,
"I knock.", Teddy says as Chris' jaw drops,
"You four eyed pile of shit!"
"A pile of shit has a thousand eyes!", we all burst out laughing over his stupid come back, everyone but Vern.
"... do you guys wanna see a dead body...?"
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Partners in crime~ C.C
HumorMarianne's a pretty care-free girl given the circumstances life has gifted her. She doesn't have very many friends but the ones she has, she would die for even though she'd never admit it to them, they all know it.
