Testing, Testing

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Don’t be surprised if you hear this over the hotel loudspeaker one day:

BLAA! BLAA! BLAA!

Attention! This is a test of the Asgard Emergency Broadcast System.
  For the next sixty seconds, Heimdall will blow his horn.
  This sound will one day herald the coming of Ragnarok.
  If this were the actual day of doom, you would be informed that Heimdall had sighted the giants amassing outside Asgard’s fortifications and at the far end of the rainbow bridge.
  Instructions for defending Asgard against their murderous rampage would follow.
  This is only a test.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This concludes the test of the Asgard Emergency Broadcast System. We now
return you to your regularly scheduled existence.

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