Hotel Valhalla [Magnus Chase Series]

Ouch!

         By Tyr

  Hey, kids! Here’s an important safety tip from your old Uncle Tyr!
  Don’t insert your hand inside a wolf’s mouth—or a lion’s, bear’s, alligator’s, or crocodile’s mouth, or in a lawn mower, garbage disposal, snowblower, or
blender—because if you do, you’re not going to have that hand for much
longer!
  Don’t believe me? Ask my good friend Captain Hook how he got his name.
  And remember: Gloves and mittens come in pairs for a reason!