Hotel Valhalla [Magnus Chase Series]

Just Between You And Me

      By Ratatosk

  Come here (you’re slow).
  Don’t worry (anxiety is your middle name).
  I won’t bark at you. I want to tell you (your teammates blame you for that loss) a secret.
  I know why Nidhogg and the eagle (they’re laughing at you, not with you) began trading insults.
  I know (your best will never be good enough),
because I’m the one who started the feud.
  I was bored (your stories make everyone yawn).
  To liven things up I sent a whispered taunt (you’ve never had an original idea) down Yggdrasil’s trunk to the dragon (only worms are
lowlier than you) and another up to the eagle (you’ll never fly).
  Care to hear (you crack under pressure) what those insults were?
  Then come closer still
(you’re afraid of everything and everyone) and let me whisper (you’re too trusting) in your ear (you have earwax).

YAAAAAAAAARKKK!