Hotel Valhalla [Magnus Chase Series]

Dear Mr Uller

   FROM THE OFFICES OF
   JAMES LOVASOCK, ESQ.

Dear Mr. Uller:

  We have received your recent letter outlining your continued assertion
that items you invented are being manufactured and sold in our country
—referred to by you as Midgard—without your permission.
  These inventions include the following:

Skis (alpine and Nordic)

Ice skates (hockey and figure)

Snowboards

Snowshoes

Sleighs

Sleds (runner and flat-bottomed)

The sport of archery

  As we have stated in previous correspondence, unless you can provide evidence that you are indeed the patent rights holder for these
inventions, we cannot pursue the matter through legal channels.
  Please note that your sworn statement that you are “the god of these things” will not be deemed sufficient by the court.
  Unless you can offer more substantial documentation, we must consider this matter closed once and for all, and respectfully ask that you do not contact these offices again.

Sincerely,
James Lovasock,
Attorney-at-Law