[The screen shows from a reporter's camera filming Kori Turbowitz with McQueen and his pit crew and Maddie and her pit crew as the Rust-eze pitties change his tires and as the Maybelline pitties change her tires]
Kori Turbowitz: We're here in Victory Lane, awaiting the race results. McQueen and Maddie that was quite a risky move, not taking tires.
Not Chuck and Not Alice: Tell us about it.
Kori Turbowitz: Are you two sorry either of you don't have a crew chief out there?
Lightning McQueen's and Maddie's Pitties: [laugh]
Lightning McQueen: [Chuckles] Oh, Kori, there's a lot more to racing than just winning. I mean, taking the race by a full lap, where's the entertainment in that? No, no, no, I wanted to give folks a little sizzle.
Not Chuck and Not Alice: Sizzle?
Maddie McWilliams: Am I sorry I don't have a crew chief? No, I'm not. Cause I'm a one-woman show.
Not Chuck and Not Alice: What? Oh, yeah right.
Kori Turbowitz: [to the TV audience] That was a very confident Lightning McQueen and Maddie McWilliams. Coming to you live from Victory Lane, I'm Kori Turbowitz.
Cameramen: [Kori then drives away, while the reporter tries to get McQueen's bolt sticker and Maddie's wing sticker on the TV screen. Not Chuck and Not Alice were blocking the view while changing one of McQueen's and Maddie's tires] Hey, get out of the shot!
Lightning McQueen: Yo, Chuck, what are you doing? You're blocking the camera! Everyone wants to see the bolt!
Not Chuck and Not Alice: WHAT?!
Maddie McWilliams: Now, back away.
Not Chuck and Not Alice: [grunts and slam their air wrenches toward the ground] THAT'S IT!! Come on, guys! [The Rust-eze and Maybelline pitties then leave, as one of the pitties drops his side onto the ground]
Lightning McQueen: Ow! Whoa, team! Where are you going?
Not Chuck and Not Alice: WE QUIT, MR. ONE-MAN AND MISS. ONE WOMAN SHOW!!
Maddie McWilliams: Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, leave. Fine! [laughs] How will I ever find anyone else who knows how to fill me up with gas?
[The crowd then laughs]
Lightning McQueen: Adios, Chuck!
Not Chuck and Not Alice: AND MY NAME'S NOT CHUCK AND MY NAME'S NOT ALICE!!!
Maddie McWilliams: Oh, whatever.
Chick Hicks: Hey, Lightning and Maddie! Yo, McQueen and McWilliams, seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racin' out there. [suddenly makes a sudden movie] BY ME! [Chuckles] Welcome to the Chick era, baby! The Piston Cup, it's mine, dude and dudette. It's mine. Hey, fellas, how do you think I'm look in Dinoco blue? DINOCO BLUE! [Continues chuckling]
Lightning McQueen: In your dreams, Thunder.
Chick Hicks: Yeah, right. Thunder? What's he talkin' about, "Thunder"?
Maddie McWilliams: You know, because thunder always comes after... Lightning and Angels! [poses to the crowd] Pew, ka-ka-pow! [to their pitties]
Chick Hicks: Who here knew about the thunder thing?
Chick's Wide Pitty: I didn't.
Houser Boon: Show us the bolt and wing!
Cameramen: [Tries to take pictures of McQueen and Maddie posing his flashing bolt and her wing sticker to them]
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FanfictionIn a world where the towns are peopled with cars, and even the bugs are mini motors, two young ambitious racing cars called Lightning McQueen and Maddie are stars. On their way to an important event, they had to stop in the little town of Radiator S...
