A New Road

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[Then the screen shows McQueen and Maddie scraping the tar off the road with a shovel, as the other residents watch them.]

Lightning McQueen: We can make a little turn on dirt. You think? [grunts as they scrape another bit of tar] No. And now we're a day behind. We're never gonna get outta here!

Ramone: Hey, ese! You need a new paint job, man!

Maddie McWilliams: No, thank you.

Filmore: How 'bout some organic fuel?

Sarge: That freak juice?

Lightning McQueen: Pass.

Flo: Whoo! Watchin' them workin' is makin' me thirsty. [to Mater] Anybody else want somethin' to drink?

Tow Mater: Nah, not me, Flo. I'm on one of them there special diets. [a few bits of spit comes out of him as he says "special"] I'm a precisional instrument of speed and air-matics.

Maddie McWilliams: "You two race like you two fix roads." [groaning] We'll show them. [groaning again] we will show them! [Then the screen shows at night time as Doc and Olivia drives towards their building named Doctor Hudson and Olivia Hudson: Dr. of Internal Combustion and his wife. They then look to the right, which we see McQueen and Maddie pulling Bessie at the start, while Sheriff is watching them with his magnetic beacon on. Laughing sounds are made by Bessie's engine as tar splats on McQueen and Maddie shaking the tar off.] Aw, great!! We hate it!! Hate, hate, hate, hate it!!!

Doc Hudson: [chuckles] Music. Sweet music. [drives into his building]

Sally Carrera: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Lightning McQueen: Radiator Springs, a happy place!!

Bessie: [clucking] [Sally and Pippa drives into their building at the Cozy Cone Motel as the rest of town tries to get some sleep despite fart noises and McQueen's and Maddie's very loud complaining]

Maddie McWilliams: [Then another slop of tar lands on McQueen and Maddie.] Whoa, okay, Bessie you think that funny?! Great!! We're talking to Bessie now!! We're talkin' to Bessie!!!

Tow Mater: [Then the screen shows the next morning, and moves down to Sally and Pippa exiting their building and the whole town all coming out of their houses. Then, they all hear Mater, who is heard laughing and cheering.]

Pippa: Wow! [She and the town then went to the crossroad, to which it is then shown that there is flat tarmac on the part of the road from the courthouse to the end of the crossroad. Mater driving around on the tarmac]

Tow Mater: Mornin', Sally and Pippa! Hey, look at this here fancy new road that Lightnin' McQueen and Maddie McWilliams done just made!

Sally Carrera: Yes! Ahmm. Amazing! [Luigi and Guido are also seen, impressed at the new tarmac. Then we see Ramone, who has changed his paint from purple to green. Ramone driving on the new tarmac, lifts his front up]

Ramone: Yeah! [sighs and moves his front back down]

Flo: Oh, Ramone, Mama ain't seen you that low in years.

Ramone: I haven't seen a road like this in years.

Flo: Well, then let's cruise, baby.

Ramone: Low and slow.

Luigi: [speaking Italian] E Bellissima! It's beautiful! Guido, look, it's a like it was paved by angels. Oh!!

Tow Mater: Oh, I tell you what. I bet even the roads on the moon ain't this smooth.

Pippa: Dad and Mom, look at this! Should a tossed them into the cactus a lot sooner, huh?

Olivia Hudson: Well, they ain't finished yet. Still got a long way to go.

[Sally, Pippa, Olivia, and Doc then turn around, as we notice that McQueen and Maddie still has to pave the rest of the road. Then the screen shows all of the other residents driving on the tarmac. Luigi is being towed by Mater.]

Luigi: Guido, look at Luigi! [Mater lets go, and Luigi slides across the tarmac at the crossroad. Luigi driving back and forth once across the tarmac, Luigi chuckling] This is fantastico!

Sally Carrera: That looks like fun! Mater, I got dibs, next turn!

Lizzie: Hey, Luigi, this new road makes your place look like a dump.

Luigi: [groans] That crazy old devil woman. [sighs as he and Guido get shocked at the look of their store] She's right!

Pippa: [shrieks and sliding along the tarmac and back the other way]

Luigi: Guido!

Doc Hudson: Huh! Those punks actually did a good job. [noticing Bessie on the other road] Well, now... where the heck are they?

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