CreepyPasta Origin & Backstories

"The Greed Man" [SpenderMan]

⦻ Parody of "The SlenderMan" by VikingMetalToby

The Greed Man, more commonly referred to as "The SpenderMan" is a spin-off joke-pasta based off of The SlenderMan. Like SlenderMan and other SlenderMan spin-offs, SpenderMan's height is determined to be a a disputable height between 7 to 10 feet. He has a very slender build and displays a pale white skin-tone with no imperfections whatsoever. Unlike most other "Slender relatives," SpenderMan has a full 'face' that appears to be almost cartoonish in nature; two hallowed out black 'eyes' and a black hallowed out 'mouth', similar to that of the HappyPasta 'SplendorMan.' He also has black tendrils extending from his back which he can conceal and summon at will.

Origin:
SpenderMan so far only appears in a crackfic story about Creepypastas by his same creator. He appears to be the cousin of The SlenderMan and displays a rather deplorable personality.

Appearance:
SpenderMan's usual form of dress consists of a fitted golden and black stripped suit jacket which underneath is worn a silver toned button up vest. Around his neck, he sports a green silk necktie. The wrist cuffs around his wrists are fitted with golden buttons. With the suit jacket, he wears matching golden trousers and silver dress shoes. Upon his head he dons a golden top hat with a silver band; cash can sometimes be seen fitted inside the band. He carries around a tall black cane with a golden tip.

Personality:
The SpenderMan is a very manipulative and disrespectful creature with very little patience and low tolerance for nonsense. He is highly arrogant in nature and is overly confident in his abilities and own self-importance. SpenderMan is insufferably greedy when it comes to money and it's usage. He holds an enormous amount of wealth to his name, yet will blow a fuse if one were to even ask him for a cent. He owns every form of currency existing in every country of the world, and discreetly manages numerous banks across the globe. He tends to be mostly relaxed unless others are around him, then he becomes miserable and sours everyone else's mood. He enjoys snubbing other people's fun and gets an appalling kick out of making jokes about people less fortunate than he. He is easily angered and just about snaps at any harmless comments that are directed at him. His weakness however is the fear of losing all of his funds or having to spend money on others. SpenderMan does not usually 'kill' people unless he has a reason to, which would mostly be triggering his anger to a dangerous extent. The only true victim here would be your bank account.

Abilities & Strengths:

Persuasion - Ability to enhance or persuade people into submitting their finances him, deeming the poor soul that fell for his scams broke.

Teleportation
Tendril Generation
Telepathy
Immortality

Weaknesses:
Sharing
Caring
Displaying Empathy
Having Mindfulness of Others
Showing Remorse for his actions

Nicknames: Spender, Spendy, Spence, Greed Slender, Bill Gates, Mr. Krabs-Wannabe, Greedy Bastard

Facts:

— To cure bouts of boredom, he would go to the extent of sneakily draining all the funds meant to be going to a charity and buy himself a new suit with the money.

— He enjoys the finest of wine; the more expensive the wine is, the better in his 'eyes.'

— SpenderMan can more than often be seen fanning himself with stacks of cash or excessively counting the amount of cash he may be carrying for the day.

— He plays a grande, golden Steinway piano and a red Stradivari cello, the most expensive type of piano and cello in the world.

— He is often portrayed as The SlenderMan's greedy cousin.

— Displays the behavior of a Sociopath.

— He is exceedingly and abundantly wealthy; considered to be the richest 'man' alive in some cases.

— He will only wear fancy and extravagant suits that would cost the average person two arms and two legs.

— In some cases it is assumed that his 'real name' is Spencer.

— If he is angered violently enough, your bank account will not be the only thing deceased...

— If he is given something expensive, he will actually appreciate it believe it or not.

— He is surprisingly extraordinary well at Ballroom dancing, as well as Baritone and Bass singing.

— He considers people "Poor filthy peasants" that will never amount to his greatness due to the lack of wealth.